rm_Shyness61 56F
434 posts
1/14/2006 10:25 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary, to the hardware store.

At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?"
Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"

"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary , you wanna screw for that hinge?"'
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

Don't you know who he thinks he is?

sweethoneysouth 39F
280 posts
1/14/2006 10:43 pm


easy_8 57M

1/14/2006 11:20 pm

No wonder I have 10 teapots!!!!

scottdammit11 54M

1/16/2006 11:52 pm

Very funny. I will have to borrow that joke. I'll bring it back, promise.

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