Brains  

rm_Shyness61 56F
434 posts
3/4/2006 3:26 am

Last Read:
8/22/2006 4:59 pm

Brains


In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, very risky but
it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a
male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted
out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
(Actually, I thought it may have
been a matter of supply & demand - not too many male bains
around!)

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN
WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
(AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.)

Don't you know who he thinks he is?


loadeddice05 45M

3/4/2006 7:07 am

THAT'S NOT FUNNY! I used my brain twice yesterday and once today!!! Why do I have a headache?? LOL! Actually I have two brains! The lower one is always! Thinking!!???? LOL! Anyways! Funny regardless, if not insulting!


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/7/2006 2:42 pm

LMAO


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