Little Johnny was at Sunday school today !!!!!!!!  

rm_RxSUGAR 62M
29 posts
11/13/2005 4:54 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Little Johnny was at Sunday school today !!!!!!!!

The teacher asks her class, " When we die and go to heaven,what part of us is it that goes first?". Little Suzy says, " Teacher its our hands ". The teacher says," Suzy why our hands ?". Little Suzy says," Teacher because when we pray we clasp our hands and pray to God and so God takes our hands first." The teacher says," Why Suzy that is really sweet,you may be right darling." In the back of the room little Johnny jumps up and says," Oh no teacher,it has to be our legs." The teacher looks confused and asks," Now Johnny,just why does it have to be our legs?" Little Johnny says," Cause the other night I walked in mommy and daddy's room and mommy's legs were straight in the air and she was saying," Oh God I'm coming " and if daddy didn't have her pinned down we would have lost her for sure!"

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
11/13/2005 9:33 am

I hate sex jokes but that was actually funny. Pin me down like a butterfly, baby.

Cdub2U 62M

11/13/2005 6:06 pm


That was FUNNY!

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