Elevator sex  

rm_RxSUGAR 61M
29 posts
11/19/2005 5:11 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Elevator sex


Well not quite but disgustingly close.

John is on an elevator and it stops to let someone on. John looks up and here is the largest man he has ever seen in his life. John can't believe his eyes and doesn't realize he is stareing. After awhile the giant of a man turns to John and says," 7'1, 383 lbs.,a dick that measures 21 in. long, balls weigh 3lbs each,,Turner Brown." John immediately faints and falls to the floor. The big guy stoops down and shakes John untill he regains his senses. John says," Excuse me but what did you say ?" The big guy says," Well I was just telling you what everyone wants to know. I'm 7'1,weigh 383,have a 21 in. dick with 3lb balls, my name is Turner Brown. John says," OOOhhh thank God,,,,I thought you said," turn around."

HOTDARKDESIRE 61F
2 posts
12/1/2005 11:57 pm

LOL NO WONDER THE POOR GUY FAINTED...I WOULD`VE TOO!!!LMAO!


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