It is good to be a woman  

rm_RocknRoxie 50F
296 posts
5/30/2006 6:27 pm

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6/26/2006 8:14 pm

It is good to be a woman

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.


5/30/2006 7:08 pm

So true, so true!!!!

Isnt it funny!!!!


rm_RocknRoxie replies on 6/17/2006 2:36 pm:
Lee, when I saw this one, I knew that it needed to be posted. I would not want to be a man for anything. Just having to check to see if our privates are there is something that I would never do!!!

TrueTxGtlman 54M

5/31/2006 7:33 pm

Take it you never seen someone of size in spandex and a holter top? *LOL* but funny never the less.


rm_RocknRoxie replies on 6/17/2006 2:50 pm:
True, nothing beats the woman that I saw at wet and wild water park in Arlington, TX in the bikini, she had traffic on the interstate slowing to look. Everyone shaking their heads. That was a traffic stopping view!

crazygurl2xx 58F

6/26/2006 3:07 pm

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. (REALLY NOW...? LMAO... AND CHOKING.)

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