Don't call my Dick Cute!!!!!  

rm_Rico0825 56M
319 posts
2/4/2006 10:08 am

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Don't call my Dick Cute!!!!!

So I am chilling out in bed after some really great sex with my beloved and sweet Sugar Baby. ( She 25, Me 43) Yes one of the few advantages of being a single 43 year old.

But she sat between my legs as I rubbed her back with lotion and brushed her hair, pampering her as she deserves. Something I am trying to teach her to demand from her future boyfriends. But anyway. She suddenly moves herself further down the bed and turns her body around as if she was getting ready to blow me. She takes my cock in her hand and giggles. She looks me in the eye and says, " You have to cutest dick. I just love it!"

Now my dick has been threatened to be detached from my body, it has been mocked by women who thought it to be small, it has been accused of being a selfish little blood whore, but by Gods, it has never been called cute.

Of course I erupted into a conflicted laughter. She continued to play with it as she looked at me and asked what was wrong.

I gently pulled my young, lusty friend up to me and gave her some much needed advice.

"Sweetheart, in the future when your with a man you love and possibly want to marry, Please, please, don't tell him his dick is cute. Not something a man wants to here. Especially a younger man who believed his dick is the highway to all that is good and the very foundation of his manhood." I explained.

She insisted this wasn't an insult. I told her I didn't take it as one. But many men would. And a man's ego is a fragile thing, weather they will admit it or not.

I just thought is was funny. Like she says she thinks my kitten is cute and she plays with her often.

So I guess I will have to change my profile and add to it that my dick is cute.

But this is a example of why I enjoy having a sugar baby. Enjoying sex and conversation with someone half your age is truly a wonderful thing. Enlightenment, rejuvenation, comedy, innocence,nurturing and guidance are what we get from one another.

Every single man should have a Sugar baby, and you ladies get yourself a Sugarboy. Try it, you'll enjoy it!!

ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
2/4/2006 10:49 am

funny story! got to go now, off to look for a sugar daddy- he can keep the cash, i just need the attention and affection he would lavish upon me

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
2/4/2006 11:30 am

One of the guys I played with poker last night could be my sugar baby. DAMN he is so cute and Sail and I cant ask him to play because he is our neighbor's nephew! Oh well...a girl can dream

Purry {=}


Satyr48 69M
1805 posts
2/4/2006 11:55 am

And please, Ladies, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...
Don't give dicks NAMES...
Especially not "cutsey" ones...
It will never get hard again!

Pleasing women in unbelievable ways for 45 years...
You could be next...

sweethoneysouth 38F
280 posts
2/4/2006 4:04 pm

cute is for puppies...

rm_Rico0825 56M
483 posts
2/5/2006 5:31 am

There you go. And with this little lady I try so hard to teach her that she is special and should be treated so. She tells me about these hiphop clowns she dates and what they believe being a man is. These younger women have been beaten down so much and believe the way they get treated is normal.

On a recent date she stood at the passenger door waiting for this guy to open the door for her. He told her to get her bitch ass in the car. I received a phone call asking for me to come get her. Afterwords she was really proud of herself. And I was just as proud.

rm_Rico0825 56M
483 posts
2/5/2006 5:42 am

To hell with the neighbor. The young man will love it. What you all do together is between you two, not the neighbor. For a young man, next to two chicks at once, the golden grail is getting busy with a beautiful more mature women. That be you lady!!

rm_Rico0825 56M
483 posts
2/5/2006 5:43 am

Hey, I know more men who name their own dick. Mine is Dick. Seems kind of simple doesn't it?

rm_Rico0825 56M
483 posts
2/5/2006 5:53 am

That was my attitude. She thought it was hilarious when I started talking about my soft to hard ratio. I was quite amused when she said not to worry because my tongue has given her more pleasure than any dick she's ever had. And she claims to have had a 13" er. Ouch!!!

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