rm_Qwin169 70M
3 posts
3/16/2006 2:08 pm

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3/20/2006 8:44 am


Profile :

About me

49 year old Woman in Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
Looking For: Men, Couples (man and woman) or Couples (2 men) for 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship or Group sex (3 or more!)

Lets slow down the mail a bit... I am looking for a longterm relationship so if you are only looking to fuck yourself into an STD phenomenon DO NOT WRITE ME! There that said... I'm BBW, Ample, Full-figured, a Woman of Body... whatever term you use a FAT BROAD and I like myself this way. If you don't, keep moving on to the next profile. I don't need letters every day telling me that it's too bad you don't like big women... If I'd been interested in you... YOU would have heard from me. If I viewed your profile and didn't write... I WAS SHOPPING!

Now... I'm scathing, funny, beautiful, sexy, sexually talented, bright, liberal, responsible, nice and as my name indicates curious. I am the bomb for the right man.

Yes I am interested in meeting couples who might want to play sometimes if they are classy, smart, and we all find each other appealing. It needs to be 3-way thinking with this... so husbands don't get a hard dick and then try and convince her to give me a go, and vice-versa. I am bi-curious and like the sensuality of a 3-some... I have had to think this over recently and have decided I don't care to interact one on one with a woman... I think after I am fully aroused I'll need to be fucked. So couples, be ready to allow him to finish me off as well as you.

Qualifying men and others see Below....

My Ideal Person:
ONLY SINGLE men... that means NO WIFE at home with the kids or dogs! Lets give a 39ish to 55ish age limit... ATTRACTIVE men, youthful appearing and acting men, more educated men, smart and funny men... OH and taller and built make me more comfortable... I am 5'6" and large framed, yes one of those rare people who actually does have a large frame and not just using it to describe fat... you need to be a little taller and well framed yourself. UNATTACHED men (and no lying about it). Oh... and god I love thick cock! Excuse my frankness. I do have a curiosity about women (it's a breast thing) and if I meet one who's interested perhaps we'll call it a threesome. I have always been interested in being done by 2 good looking SINGLE men who can enjoy a womans body more than each others, who think it's sexy, sensual, an adventure in erotica and not a tag team fuck. Someone to make me want more... often.
What toys do you enjoy using during sex play?:
Dildos/Vibrators, Cock ring

In the bedroom, what types of activities interest you?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Arse (Ass) Play, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Sexual appetite

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

My E-Mail :

Hi Sexy,

I am curious, why is it that only intelligent men get the cute, curvy, sexy women. Us plain guys with IQ's below a hundred are just as horny, just as full of vigor as those intelligent guys, and we are not whimps either! Those intelligent guys want to talk about the war, politics, money and such. You don't see us talking about those boring things when there are Nas Car races, basket ball games, beer drinking, cow chip throwing, not to mention bowling to have fun doing. Now I ask you, which guys are more fun to be with?

Let me know soon and maybe we can do some cow tipping tonight.


Auto Response :

If I haven't replied in 24 hours please take it like a man.. or couple... whatever the case may be. But please don't write me and toss your hurt ego in my face like I have no manners. If you match the profile requisites... you'll have heard from me.

93 posts
3/16/2006 2:49 pm


Nice wit

ArmorMonadCharm 46F

3/16/2006 2:52 pm

I think she is the one with the issues and not you.

Quite personally she was a bit on the rude side.

LMAO but I did like the sense of humor you had in your email to her.
(thanks for the laugh I really needed that right now)

And the cow tipping !!!!!


Guess i find that very funny cause i'm in the neighbor state of ND....

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