You should have bought a hat  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
1/15/2006 12:30 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

You should have bought a hat

An elderly man went out and bought a new pair of cowboy boots.

He went home wearing them, saw his wife in the kitchen and excitedly asked her, "Martha, do you notice anything different about me?"

She looked at him and said, "No."

So, he went to the bathroom and stripped off all of his clothes - all but the new boots!

He went back to the kitchen and said, "Martha, do you notice anything different about me now?"

She looked him over and said, "Bill, it was hanging straight down yesterday.

It is hanging straight down today. It will be hanging straight down tomorrow. There is nothing different."

Bill said, "Martha, it's not just hanging straight down. It's looking at my new cowboy boots!"

Martha shook her head and said, "You should have bought a hat, Bill. You should have bought a hat."


Cowboy_Deluxe 39M

1/15/2006 1:06 pm

Or he should have bought some viagra!


amb_lily 41F

1/15/2006 2:09 pm


egyptian20052 46M
41 posts
1/15/2006 2:43 pm

it's very funny but i think it is a true story

TabithaElectra79 39F

1/15/2006 3:17 pm


Great post!

rm_Bct2Esi 52M/51F
1375 posts
1/16/2006 7:57 pm

that was funny, I read it to sprky, he snickered, shook his head and said..."that's bad" roflao

hugs and smiles

fun4allin2006 54M
1583 posts
1/17/2006 7:11 am

LOL-should have bought a hat.

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