Wining The Lottery  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
4/29/2006 7:34 am

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5/4/2006 7:07 pm

Wining The Lottery

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."

Purry {=}


NSAAddict 43F

4/29/2006 8:55 am

good one Purry!

meerkittykat 43F

4/29/2006 9:17 am


Does Sail have to be worried? Are you buying Powerball tickets??


bigknob1958 54M

4/29/2006 9:57 am

Very funny purry...had a good laugh at that one!

lindaloves2000 48F
30 posts
4/29/2006 10:28 am

great joke purry and as always true with a good joke, the underlying truth is what makes it funny. Men really have no clue.


LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
4/29/2006 11:12 am

Evil...funny yes, but EVIL!!!


SlowPlayin 51M

4/29/2006 12:14 pm

LOL ... Sail better keep you away from the lottery machines.


seek_u_topia 52M

4/29/2006 2:12 pm

i'll always come calling when i need a laugh...thanks!

spacecadet561 61M

4/29/2006 3:34 pm

Hmmm...another option to add to my list of daydreams for the wife's departure.


ArtisticTwist75 42F
2505 posts
4/29/2006 5:21 pm

I needed a good laugh. Thanks Purry.



4/29/2006 7:00 pm

OUCH!!!! thats is a good one though purry

rm_ByNaomi 36F
1261 posts
4/29/2006 7:08 pm

Okay.. Now I can't breath!

© ByNaomi MyMirrorWithin 05'-08'

AskerChertLigan 53M
24 posts
4/29/2006 7:26 pm

That was great keep it up.

reverend21 50M
1913 posts
4/30/2006 12:37 am

Heard that one from the male perspective, it's like the guy that asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday. 'A divorce", she replied. He looked her straight in the eye and said, 'I really was not planning on spending that much money!'

imLadyBambi 59M/51F

4/30/2006 7:47 am

That was really cute, Purry. lol

Lady Bambi

sexyariesgirl 58F

4/30/2006 8:16 am always make me laugh!

Power To FOK

FunandFrisky79 42M/38F

4/30/2006 11:44 am

That's hysterical! We really should exchange emails... I get some funny shit sent to me, too! And, your posts crack me up, girl!


rm_marnisway 86F
5018 posts
4/30/2006 7:16 pm

*VBS* good one!!



Nothing is ever the same... when it comes to pleasures.

with a hint....the erotic senses will manifest into an abounding mess of flesh

the mind needs fulfillment of the body

if it feels good is good

I've done it again...*S*

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