What Weird Sex Laws Do You Have In Your State?  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
3/18/2006 4:49 am

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What Weird Sex Laws Do You Have In Your State?

This is inspired by [blog mzhunyhole]'s [post 274989]

I just had to go look for some more and found these:

* A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

* In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job -- for men only -- called a corset inspector.)

* Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.

What weird sex laws are in your state?

Purry {=}


Purry


greatguyintul 56M
2102 posts
3/18/2006 6:43 am

I'm hoping that there aren't any! In my world there are only a couple of laws, though.
1. All women must be treated with the utmost respect all the time.
2. All women must be pleased all the time.

Talk about PASSION, ROMANCE and EROTIC... CLICK HERE: greatguyintul


rm_ohsolustful 59M
859 posts
3/18/2006 6:45 am

That does it, no more frolicking in cars for me.....


SmedlySuperGophr 53M

3/18/2006 7:22 am

It is amazing that some of the more archaic laws still exist.


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
3/18/2006 8:11 am

Well not sure of the laws here...but I think I am going to move to Ill. now...seems they have alot of spare "Masters" there!..xo


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


roguebiggs 40M

3/18/2006 9:12 am

Well this isnt a weird sex law but in North Carolina you cat walk your mule on the sidewalk


methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
3/18/2006 11:39 am

no weird sex laws in Nigeria...


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/18/2006 5:36 pm

In one town, a man cannot shoot off his gun when his wife is having an orgasm


warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
3/19/2006 4:35 am

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. I don't know which head they're referring to. The one with the brains in. Hang on, I still don't know which head they're referring to.

In London, where I live, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle. For that reason I have become highly adept having sex at 29 mph!

In China, women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in the nude. A woman may be naked only while in the bathroom. This is why you must always bring a french maid outfit with you on your visit to China .... just in case.

In Alabama, it's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage." Are there any women from Alabama on AdultFriendFinder who are chaste? Chased perhaps.

It is illegal for a man and woman to have sex "on the steps of any church after the sun goes down" in Birmingham, England. At all other times, including Sunday morning, we will simply apologise for getting in your way or say excuse me very politely.

Thank god for the rule of law. Where would we be without it?

warm xx


curious082385 32F
4925 posts
3/19/2006 5:23 am

I'm not sure about other branches of the military, but in the Air Force it is illegal to have sex in any other position but missionary.
Whoops...


sedd_gurl 40M/40F
40 posts
3/19/2006 5:31 am

There is, in fact, an Illinois law that prohibits a number of things–one of which is a public erection, another is nude dancing. The prohibition against the public erection has never been challenged in the Supreme Court, but the prohibition against nude dancing has.

Anyone from Illinois in here? There is a club called deja vue? i think its totally nude.. never been in there- ill have to ask hubby- i know they dont serve alcohol because of the dancing- i think its totally nude though..

In China, women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in the nude. A woman may be naked only while in the bathroom.

The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex on Wednesdays, Fridays and of course, Sundays.

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception–prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain).

In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.

In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex.

In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.

In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.

Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.

In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.

Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the Animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No male and female–even if they are married–may sleep together in the nude. Nor may any sexual activity be undertaken except while the couple is attired in one of these plain white cotton nightshirts


rm_ENGBUCARO 39M
596 posts
3/20/2006 1:09 pm

There should be a law that forbids men specially the ones with beer belly from wearing bikini like swimsuits instead of trunks or shorts in public beaches specially if the swimsuit has an animal print


rm_chill57 36F
180 posts
3/21/2006 7:09 am

no law a such is observed in my country .at least all ANIMAL ARE EQUAL.


rm_chill57 36F
180 posts
3/21/2006 7:13 am

i agree with you cos there is nothing to show-case


youchoose72 45M

3/21/2006 9:04 am

For Virginia

No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."

You may not engage in business on Sundays, unless all parties agree to the transaction

If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations unless supervised by an independant gardian

Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited

Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

It is illegal to tickle a women without her express permission

Virginia Beach

If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's.

It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike.

It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk.

For France

No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.

Scotland

It is illegal to hit your wife at any time except on a Sunday after 7pm. 1876

It is prohibited to give oral stimulation to anyone unless you can show its for medical reasons. 1845

A farmer cannot kill a cow or pig if the family can show it is a pet. 1823

You can be fined if you are seen looking at a womans chest unless the woman is you wife. 1784

A father can give permission for his daughter to be married only if the person asking gives him half his livestock. the father must return two thirds of the livestock back when the first grandchild is born. 1757


youchoose72 45M

3/21/2006 9:05 am

For Virginia

No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."

You may not engage in business on Sundays, unless all parties agree to the transaction

If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations unless supervised by an independant gaurdian

Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited

Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

It is illegal to tickle a women without her express permission

Virginia Beach

If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's.

It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike.

It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk.

For France

No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.

Scotland

It is illegal to hit your wife at any time except on a Sunday after 7pm. 1876

It is prohibited to give oral stimulation to anyone unless you can show its for medical reasons. 1845

A farmer cannot kill a cow or pig if the family can show it is a pet. 1823

You can be fined if you are seen looking at a womans chest unless the woman is you wife. 1784

A father can give permission for his daughter to be married only if the person asking gives him half his livestock. the father must return two thirds of the livestock back when the first grandchild is born. 1757


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