The Couch Ate My Toys????  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
5/27/2006 7:12 am

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The Couch Ate My Toys????

Oh what a fun night Sail and I had at the meet and greet last night, but my damn hair frizzed!!!LOL! It never fails as soon as the humidity starts, my damn hair frizzes and looks like crap!

Oh well, you all know I was bad anyway, right? Well of course I was! First, I pulled some poor young guy up on the dance floor (you know how I do that) and my "two new girlfriends" and I got this young stud all wound up! I think there is even a picture of me down on the dance floor in front of his you know what Oh Purry can be bad, yes I can!!!

I kept saying to him "awww come on and dance with an old woman, I can show you a few tricks or two" He blushed so hard and his friends were on the side in disbelief just drooling over us three girls dancing with this guy. Anyways, I would have loved to take him home, but that is not in our rule book besides I was having a better time with my "two new girlfriends"......and you know how girls can get after a few shots. I think we had all the men in the damn place rock hard and drooling!!!

So the party continued at my house later with my "two new girlfriends" and their hubbies. Now I know we had fun because when I woke up this morning, Sail is apparently searching for some toys, but damn if he can find them We think the couch ate them LOL.

Till later my friends,

Purry {=}

Update: Sail found one of the toys. It was in the yard! OMG, my neighbors have got to think I am a nut!

Sex is great isn't it?


rm_PeanutJackie 37F
1286 posts
5/27/2006 7:16 am

purry, that's because you ARE a nut!

"I am beautiful no matter what you say, words can't bring me down. So don't you bring me down today."

Djeeper1987 48M

5/27/2006 8:30 am

oh man, even though I wasn't there...I am already drooling.

Carpe Diem

Looking4sex44240 55F

5/27/2006 8:47 am

sounds like you guys had tons of fun.

oldude1946 72M

5/27/2006 9:03 am

I need one of them rock hard things, I think mine is broke\8

rm_mmmgoodnova 107M/107F
1259 posts
5/27/2006 9:10 am

Purry--you reprobate! Wish we'd made it to the M&G, we would have had great visual entertainment by the sounds of it

multitasksextoy 60M  
3511 posts
5/27/2006 9:18 am

Watch out for those futon monsters,they'll eat anything!!!!

PurplePeach72 45F  
9199 posts
5/27/2006 9:20 am

SOunds like an awesome time was had by all! You go girl! Love hearing your stories and adventures!
{=}LeeAnn & Steve


sexyariesgirl 59F

5/27/2006 10:02 am

Ummmm long have you lived in that neighborhood?? I think they might have figured it out already! lol Glad you all had a blast!

Power To FOK

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 5/27/2006 6:58 pm:
Uh oh Nah, we never have anyone over and are pretty quiet plus my house sits too far back to see anything LOL!

wanderlust01970 51M

5/27/2006 10:28 am

Sounds like some of the fun my ex and I had with a few of our past friends. Oh the memories!

imLadyBambi 59M/51F

5/27/2006 11:18 am


Sounds like you had a blast.

So I guess there is no need to say have a great Memorial weekend huh!

By the way, glad that you found at least one of your toy's.You never know when you might just need it again.LOL

Lady Bambi

HBowt2 60F

5/27/2006 12:47 pm

so your saying you don't remember ........or you just not sharing...

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 5/27/2006 6:57 pm:
Just not sharing

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
5/27/2006 1:21 pm

In the yard? Too Funny. don't feel bad though, I have foud them in the yard too

meerkittykat 43F

5/27/2006 1:39 pm

just to keep the neighbors can say they are new "state of the art Dog Toys"

Of course, this only works if you and Sail have a dog.

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 5/27/2006 6:58 pm:
We do and that may work, but it looked more like a rocket ship LOL

spacecadet561 61M

5/27/2006 2:24 pm

Purry, you are something! I don't know what, sometimes, but something. We all have bad hair days. Sounds like you had a fantastic night. Your tease target and his buddies will have something to talk about for a long time.


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 5/28/2006 4:54 am:
My tease target! LOL!

Yea, they will be saying "that ugly girl with the frizzy hair would't leave me alone"

reverend21 50M
1913 posts
5/27/2006 9:12 pm

I thought you were a squirrel, go figure

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 5/28/2006 4:52 am:
I did find some nuts

honeycomb1974 45M/44F
282 posts
5/28/2006 2:15 am

Sounds like you had a blast, but I was wondering how sails eye brows went over? I'm sure it didn't stop him from having fun! Honey

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 5/28/2006 4:52 am:
He kept his sunglasses on!!!!

rm_mmmgoodnova 107M/107F
1259 posts
5/28/2006 4:59 am

LMAO--he kept those sunglasses on ALL NIGHT? Or did he remove them later when the focus was on, um, other areas?

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 5/28/2006 5:33 am:
When we turned out the lights When we were in the yard, he wore the Night Vision Goggles LOL!!

vrec_dawn 41M

5/28/2006 6:54 am

Well hopefully no one swallowed the other toy or now needs to have it surgically removed!

Though maybe one day you'll open up a box of cereal and there it will be! A wonderful prize inside.

Christabel168 45F

5/28/2006 11:00 am

sometimes you feel like a nut.. sometimes you don't..

ah... I'm much better now.. lol

you brought back memories.. if you tell me you have a trampoline in YOUR yard to.. I'm coming over.. lol

JudeL5 47M  
1596 posts
5/28/2006 8:56 pm

In the yard????!!!! Whoo hoooooo

warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
5/29/2006 5:36 am

I tried suggesting to the vicar that the weekly tea party should be updated to be more like a gathering such as yours, but I'm afraid it fell on deaf ears.

Ah well, back to the Earl Grey and bone china.....

warm xx

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