Table Sex  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
2/8/2006 3:57 am

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Table Sex

I must really be wound up this week.

Just curious, how many of you have ever had sex
<-------- like this?

I had sex on a kitchen table once and it broke.

Happy Hump Day!

Purry {=}


Mmphmm 46M
592 posts
2/8/2006 6:06 am

Only once Purry

Rockhard2x6 55M

2/8/2006 6:35 am

Hmm slightly different pose than usual. I will have to remember that one. Kind of looks like a good day for monkey sex.

rm_3isbetathan2 40M

2/8/2006 6:40 am

Hi purry, have had sex on a table before but not in the way your picture indicates, looks difficult. A female friend who used to work in a beauty salon came round to my parents house years ago to give me a full chest wax. My parents had one of those solid wooden tables with 2 long bench type seats. Was going painfully well until she was taking the hairs from my belly button and jokingly lifted my pants and suggested waxing down there too.

As we had been flirting a little all ready, I sat up and took her hand, placing it down my pants and saying "wax down there if you want". The look of shock on her face was funny looking back but in a few seconds, it turned to a dirty smile and I put my other arm around her waist and pulled her closer for a kiss. Having a boyfriend she was a little hesitant at first and tried to pull away.

I just pulled her closer and kissed her passionately. She put on a little struggle but I knew she fancied me so never stopped. It wasn't long before she was kissing me back and undoing her beauty salon uniform from the top (bit like a nurse uniform). I placed one hand under her bra to touch her breast while the other was already making his way up her dress (was only short so not too hard). Feeling her arse ontop of her knickers before sliding them down just far enough so I could get my finger between her cheeks and feel her soaking wet pussy lips.

I played with my finger for only a minute as when a pussy is wet as this one was, I love to lick it. So I got off the bench and moved it to one side. Lifting up her dress to her waist with both hands I lifted her onto the table and managed to knock over the fruit bowl. I lay her back and took off her knickers. With the path clear for my tongue, I didn't hesitate to begin licking her we clit. Rolling my tongue all over her pussy lips as she moaned and moaned until climaxing in my mouth. There was so much cum I could swallow it and without delay I stood up and leaned over the table where she lay so happily and kissed her other lips as I slid my cock inside her soaking pussy.

The story is getting too long so I will let you imagine the rest. My table experience was me stood up from the floor while she was spread out on it. Thankfully it was solid wood and did not ever wobble, never mind break.

Thats going back a few years now, fond memories.

AB xx

rm_bri28ma 40M
357 posts
2/8/2006 6:42 am

HAHAHA! I've never broken a table, but I've blown the springs out of a sofa! OOPS! Yup, I've had sex like that (yoga sex is great!), but prefer to be down a lil lower and angle my thrusts up. Got to hit that g-spot, after all! -Bri

rm_Bct2Esi 52M/51F
1375 posts
2/8/2006 7:13 am

holy cow, now I knew there was something that Sprky and I forgot to initiate in our house

hugs, luvs and smiles

needs to go get Sprky, to see if our table would hold us

rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
2/8/2006 8:19 am

Mmmmm< Does a camper table, work? It does make out to a bed that sleeps TWO!......or perhaps a coffee table?

MyRealLoverOne 47M

2/8/2006 10:42 am

What an interesting way to serve the main course!

sideline1968 49F

2/8/2006 1:06 pm

Oh the memories you bring back Purry.

Been there done that ....

... just not going to say how long ago it was.

Deepthroat215 53M
328 posts
2/8/2006 3:00 pm

Pool table in a bar, but that's another story.

F1reman6969 50M

2/8/2006 5:06 pm

damned tables always break.
they need to make sex tables for the kitchen.
don't they know what goes on in the kitchen?


rm_garri21 50M

2/8/2006 8:43 pm

I doit couple times with my girlfriend. But the table had the perfect dimension to us.

She enjoyed every time, and asked for more.

danteszippo 53M
4062 posts
2/9/2006 1:46 am

never on a kitchen table, does a kitchen counter top count?

sircookalot 52M
110 posts
2/9/2006 4:42 pm

Ahhh purry, have I got a story for you....hopefully one that will make even you blush- but this story mixes my favorite theme passion and the erotic. I will call it the banquet for two....... But the truth of it is that it will be part of a day that I will cherish forever- for the feelings unleashed and developed between the woman I shared this with and myself will be treasured by her and I until we die.

We were spending an incredible day together already, kissing, holding each other amd making love throughout the day and had to finally take a break in the "action" so to speak so I made us some food to enjoy and I guess replenish our energy. So much emotion had already been expressed and you know when sometimes you can make love to your partner, other times have sex, yet other times just consider it fucking each other's brain's out? Well for most of the day we had made love to each other, in fact we had made love just saying hello. I had felt "recharged" and knowing this woman that I cared for more than anything, had a side to her that enjoyed the erotic and fun side of sex, I pushed the dishes aside and started to kiss her, little by little moving the dishes aside but leaving both the wine glasses near by as well as the roses we had on the table. I whispered in her ear that she was dessert and I wanted to devour her on the dining room table. As you can imagine, she did not say no... I proceeded to undress her yet again and go down on her as she leaned back on the table, I was never able to get enough of the passion was building I slid her back on the table and poured a little of the wine on her chest and licked it off many parts of her so very slowly, while at the same time taking one of the roses and caressing her skin. We couldn't take it any longer and started to make love, very slowly and savoured every moment of each other, wishing we could bottle that time and never let it end. In one of my blogs I mention one of the kisses I will always treasure, it was at this time that we shared that kiss- her true passion and love for me finally expressed and let out without its barrier she still had up. Our making love ended in the middle of one of the songs we consider ours, it was very fitting.

It was a day that she and I had laughed, made love and also cried together. All I need do when I need to smile is look at my table, that yes still and close my eyes to remember. It's a memory I hope she remembers as fondly as I as timing was cruel to us.
I will always wish we had more time, even if it was just one more time.
I hope you enjoyed my table story purry.


tule33 54M

2/9/2006 5:31 pm

Like this, like that, you know!

benhen54 106M
2082 posts
2/10/2006 7:21 am

More than once Purry!
There was one special time that we still reminisce about. "One foot in the butter dish, the other hooked in the chandelier!"
Oh, how I miss her!

rm_Sunnydz 56F
15 posts
2/10/2006 11:41 am

The old fashion kitchen tables that you now see in 50's diners hold up real well. But you kinda get an akward feeling when you are having company over after, eating dinner on the same table. So think about that the next time you are invited to dinner somewhere! Oh well it was still fun!

Smiley433 48M

2/16/2006 4:29 am

"I had sex on a kitchen table once and it broke."

I hope you mean the kitchen table broke?

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