Relationship Manners. Do You Have Em?  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
5/26/2006 3:53 am

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Relationship Manners. Do You Have Em?

Okay, Blogland....this morning over coffee I was reading some odd things out there on the net and came across this question and want to hear your responses!!!

How soon into a relationship should I be able to fart in her/his presence without guilt?

My response: NEVER!!!!!

Have a good day,

Purry {=}


Dildo_replacemen 39M

5/26/2006 4:48 am

I've never farted in front of anybody... then again, I don't get a lot of gas. My sisters always thought it was hilarious I didn't fart, I just thought farting was disgusting and not to be shared with anybody.

GangBangCple 67M/56F

5/26/2006 5:09 am

tut tut , NEVER of course ,
aret here no gentlemen left in this world

boydcounty 68M

5/26/2006 5:13 am

Fart Happens!! It is part of being a human and everyone does it. I have found it is better to let 'er rip and appogize rather than try to hold it in, or try to let it our silently. Who does that fool anyway? Besisides, it is unhealthy to hold it in.


Peche85 32F

5/26/2006 5:18 am

I agree, NEVER!!! I can't stand people who do it then think its funny. Its not funny, its just gross.

Djeeper1987 48M

5/26/2006 5:28 am

Better get one of those fart mask just in case.

Carpe Diem

rm_pagan380 66M
4405 posts
5/26/2006 5:36 am

"Better out than in" as Gramma used to say. Just a part of normal digestion. But if your very flatulent, take it outside. But a little pudder fart? Go ahead, let her rip.

FYI; there is a Charcoal filter for is problem that is FDA approved.

Come play naked in the sunshine and dance naked under the stars.


smoothnjuicy4u 51F

5/26/2006 6:53 am

The things we humans talk about.

PurplePeach72 45F  
9199 posts
5/26/2006 7:53 am

"Pussy Farts" too funny but I knew exactly what you meant, you're having great sex and a liitle air gets in the pussy and it sounds like a fart but isn't, got to be in bed with someone who has a sence of humor to laugh about. Never is a long time and accidents happen. But ingeneral I agree it's not cool! LeeAnn


rm_gerson42 53M
2419 posts
5/26/2006 8:39 am

If they actually pull your finger........ whatcha gonna do.

norprin5 56M

5/26/2006 9:20 am

    Quoting boydcounty:
    Fart Happens!! It is part of being a human and everyone does it. I have found it is better to let 'er rip and appogize rather than try to hold it in, or try to let it our silently. Who does that fool anyway? Besisides, it is unhealthy to hold it in.
gotta fact, way back when ladies used to faint and blame it on 'the vapours', that's what they were talking about - women were so afraid to fart that they'd hold it in, bearing the pain until they passed out.

King Nor XVIII

lindaloves2000 48F
30 posts
5/26/2006 9:21 am

good manners are timeless despite what some people say or do.


ps. i bet it's rather tough having to read through so much blather to find interesting stuff for us to comment on. I'm glad you do though so please don't stop and i'm loving the picture progression. incredibly entertaining.

rm_TexNVa 50M/50F
376 posts
5/26/2006 11:21 am

My ex wife used to cock her leg up and flex one out with her arm. Very disturbing.

But you can't really expect someone to hold in gas forever.

I think it's a comfort thing, not tied to time.

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
5/26/2006 11:50 am

Yes I have had pussy farts, EMBARASSING to say the least. Remember what I told you about happens when I eat salmon!

Purry {=}


imLadyBambi 59M/51F

5/26/2006 12:44 pm


Well Mr.Bambi and I found out the hard way.

After only being together for a couple of month's I accidently bent over and cut one.LOL

Well the whole time every time he needed to fart he would get up and go into the other room.Well, this got kind of tiring so once I cut the first one we really had a good laugh about it and we have been doing our thing freely.

But I guess you could consider us two sick pups due to the fact that we can laugh about it.But, we laugh at about everything.LOL

Don't get me wrong we both have bottles of air freshner on both sides of the bed!!LOL

So I guess it really just depends on you and your partner.

But we have fun because we are alway's laughing all the time which helps keep our relationship not so serious at times.I think every couple should have their little laughing sessions.It works wonders for our relationship.

Lady Bambi

ByteChaser2 54M

5/26/2006 1:46 pm

If you fart and she stays, she's yours forever.

If you pop a turtle head and she bolts... Alas it was never meant to be...

So change yer undies and eat a salad!

skyking412004 54M
5363 posts
5/26/2006 2:34 pm

_____How about if she farts when I'm inside her because she has lost control?

frogger1995 40F

5/26/2006 4:47 pm

You HAVE to at some point. For me...after I have had anal, what does it matter?

rm_TheHooligan2 45M
409 posts
5/26/2006 5:38 pm

no man should ever break wind before a woman.

"HOW DARE YOU BREAK WIND BEFORE ME!" from the movie Austen Powers

wanderlust01970 51M

5/26/2006 6:18 pm

Depends on what country your from. In China, it's polite to fart after dinner to express how much you enjoyed it. In this country tho, it's poor manners, but it hurts if you hold it in. I just let it go..I can't stand pain! Just say it was the cat!

meerkittykat 43F

5/26/2006 9:33 pm

At the very, TAIL end of the relationship.....

bigknob1958 54M

5/26/2006 10:53 pm

Another great pic purry!

sexwyounow 51M

5/27/2006 2:29 am

You know it is just plain bad manners to be letting it out but sometimes ya get the stress farts when your really screwing good and hard. It's happened to me. Not a damn thing I could do about it!!!!!!!!! It just happens!!!!!

SortsOmensAlien 59M
243 posts
5/27/2006 7:28 am

I don't see it as an issue...

vrec_dawn 41M

5/27/2006 7:38 am

Farting might be disgusting, but it's a part of life. I've seen some women that could put me to shame. But then, I've never been very good at being a man, so that's probably not hard to put me to shame in a burping or farting contest. But still, I wouldn't say to do it on purpose. But if it's like a hiccup or a sneeze ... you just can't not.

Looking4sex44240 55F

5/27/2006 8:55 am

If your having some awesome sex and either one of you slip one out. I don't see a problem as long as it was an accident.

rm_kicouple 60M/58F

5/27/2006 10:07 am

come on now purry....farts ARE FUNNY

frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
5/27/2006 4:04 pm

I have a girlfriend who has never farted in front of her husband, and they have 2 kids together. Its a bodily function and it happens. I never understood why it is "taboo" for females. These things happen occasionally.

Frangi x

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 5/28/2006 4:58 am:
I have only done it in front of Sail once and it was a total accident. I Was sooooooooooooo embarrassed!!!!

reverend21 50M
1913 posts
5/27/2006 9:14 pm

I say when her fluffs become farts

warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
5/29/2006 5:43 am

Farting is pretty natural, restraint is admirable but not worth being in pain about, farting during sex can be pretty unavoidable under some circumstances.......

I think so long as there's good ventilation and you're not going to set fire to them .........

warm xx

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
5/29/2006 12:41 pm

if it happens it happens,go red,apolagise and then laugh

I'm a

i'm here to stay

trainplate 58M

5/30/2006 2:51 am

Never, its a turn off, mike

crazygurl2xx 58F

5/30/2006 5:04 pm

oh ha ha ha ...oops! lol

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