Rectum Stretcher  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
3/5/2006 4:27 am

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3/7/2006 6:40 pm

Rectum Stretcher

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun
on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? he asked?

You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face PRICELESS


oldude1946 72M

3/5/2006 4:33 am

Shame on you Purry...LMAO

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
3/5/2006 4:51 am

LMAO .... read it several times but it's still funny

rm_lockestryfe 37M
63 posts
3/5/2006 5:36 am

LOL That's great... I've got to remember that one...

rm_JohnMacLaine 51M
585 posts
3/5/2006 6:00 am

Too funny!!!!

set himself up for that one...LMAO



"I can retain neither respect or affection for a government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its own immorality" Mahatma Ghandi

Gozzbot 30M
132 posts
3/5/2006 6:09 am

LMAO!! That's really cheered my day up.

enticemepleeze 61M
4 posts
3/5/2006 8:12 am

you must do a lot of your work up here in Canada ?? there seems to be quite a number of those "6 Ft. guys" around here .......LOL : )))))))

ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
3/5/2006 2:41 pm

lol, very good!

CumJoinUs8 51M/46F

3/5/2006 4:36 pm

excellent! i needed that laugh today. and i could have used that line last week! however, my ticket was $184! gotta love florida

rm_Davy468 58M
16 posts
3/7/2006 10:47 am

Purry, Even a cop would have to laugh at that, thanks for sharing your lil joke.

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