NO SEX TONIGHT  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
3/2/2006 2:02 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

NO SEX TONIGHT

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for whom I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive
outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled WHAT?! I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man, enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for whom I am and not
for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

Purry {=} My hand still hurts, but I just cant help myself!


Purry


49AK 56M
1823 posts
3/2/2006 2:46 pm

Fascinating...

This is an excellent example of what I meant in one of my recent blog postings... Manipulate


kelly_pamela 53T

3/2/2006 2:56 pm

Aha so now the truth dawns about how you hurt your hand

Carrying all that shopping of course

What else did you think i meant LOL
{=}


ticktock500 45M

3/2/2006 3:13 pm


MyRealLoverOne 47M

3/2/2006 3:21 pm

My hand is starting to hurt too...I think it is from being alone in this room too long! lol...hugz!


rm_jgbkab 43M

3/2/2006 9:09 pm

ROFLMAO!


LabioBent 106M
2082 posts
3/3/2006 8:04 am

Perhaps you need:


MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"


bigtenden 57M
1 post
3/3/2006 1:59 pm

that is funny as hell and quite insightful


redmustang91 58M  
8929 posts
3/3/2006 2:10 pm

That is why a guy needs an au pair, to take care of his inner child!


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