My Mother Taught Me About...  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
5/14/2006 5:56 am

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My Mother Taught Me About...

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...."Just wait until your father gets home."

2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING...."You are going to get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

7. My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."


8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS... "You're just like your father."

10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in a barn?"

11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And last but not least...

12. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE..."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"

Happy Mother's Day!

Purry {=}


Purry


rm_lexi_soul 51M/42F
63 posts
5/14/2006 6:52 am

Happy Mother's Day Everyone

~lexi~


multitasksextoy 60M  
3511 posts
5/14/2006 7:46 am

True,Oh so true.Happy Mothers Day.


playrigal2 60F

5/14/2006 7:51 am

I loved this post...funny how we remember those sayings. Even caught myself saying a few to my sons that I said I would never repeat.
Happy Mothers Day!


sexyariesgirl 59F

5/14/2006 7:57 am

And she was RIGHT! Just like my Mom! lol

Power To FOK


rm_gerson42 53M
2419 posts
5/14/2006 9:12 am

Straight to the point and oh how effective. Gotta love Moms.


spacecadet561 61M

5/14/2006 10:31 am

You missed my wife's favorite, attributed to her mother: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it."

SpaceCadetรน


Dildo_replacemen 39M

5/14/2006 11:41 am

LOL How about, "I thought I raised you better than that"! So do something special for your mom today.

Happy Mothers Day!


RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
5/14/2006 1:36 pm

Happy Mother's Day Purry! Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


mycin62 56F

5/14/2006 5:48 pm

That #12 will get you every time!!!

Happy Mother's Day Purry


honeycomb1974 45M/44F
282 posts
5/14/2006 6:22 pm

That last one is right. I find myself at least once a week wanting to call my mom and apologize for every thing I put her through now that I have kids of my own. Honey


rm_PeanutJackie 37F
1286 posts
5/14/2006 7:22 pm

wow, this looks oddly familiar! hehe

"I am beautiful no matter what you say, words can't bring me down. So don't you bring me down today."


StoneKane42 35M
5 posts
5/15/2006 9:04 am

Thats awsome. #1 is the one I remember the most. It was never good when he got home after I did something bad. Like the time I set a bag on fire in my room when I was 7, whew, that was a bad one!


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