My Male Review Adventure Last Night  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
3/26/2006 8:08 am

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3/31/2006 2:00 pm

My Male Review Adventure Last Night

This is me giving Jesse James my dollar and right off the bat he handcuffed me if that tells you anything about how the night went!

So, now you are wondering what did Purry go and get herself into now. Well, my friends and I went to a Male Review Show and let me tell you the first thing we did was hump a BIG BLOW UP DICK! My friend and I got on it, took our picture and I was spanking her ass with a riding crop!!! I wish I knew how to insert the picture into this post, but dont. Oh well. Anyways.....these men did tricks I have never seen before and had more muscles than you could possibly imagine.

You all know that I have a thing for cowboys, wink wink, and this Jesse James character is one of the first to come out singing SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY and he had clothes on just like the guy in my Save a HorseRide a Cowboy post.

I cant get that song out of my head today and trust me I wanted to ride him for sure!!! As soon as he came out, he pulled my chair right out into the center of the floor, handcuffed me, squirt whip cream all over my titties and began licking! I thought I was going to have an orgasm right then and there and then all of a sudden he squirts whip cream all over his thighs and COMMANDS me to lick it. YOWSA!!!!!

Needless to say, this kitty left all wet and with some very sticky hair!

So, MEN what would you do to the kitty if you were a male dancer?

Ladies, Have you seen any Male Review Shows? If so, tell me about them

BTW, Sail certainly reaped the rewards and I dont think he minds that I shoved $30 in their pants!

Purry {=}


libgemOH 57M/53F

3/26/2006 8:26 am

OMG! That sounds like it was A BLAST! Gotta invite me next time! Haven't been to one of those in 15 years! -B

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 1:26 pm:
I will let you know when the next one is!

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/26/2006 8:36 am

Yes, and the women were INSANE! They were grabbing and licking and pinching and slobbering all over the guys. I just sat there and sucked on my jello shot and minded my own business. The guys didnt like that but tough shit, I dont have to maul strangers if I dont want to.

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 4:18 pm:
Sounds like what I did!!!

FunandFrisky79 42M/38F

3/26/2006 8:59 am

WOW! Sounds like a great night out!!! Looks like you were enjoying yourself!


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 4:18 pm:

Jeepidiot 43M

3/26/2006 10:04 am

What would I do? I'd ask you to warm up the quarters atleast before putting them in my g-string. Wait I'd never be caught dead in a g-string. I'd ask you to warm them up before putting them in my boxers. Of course then the quarters would drop out of the boxers and I guess it wouldn't really matter.

Not the answer you were looking for was it.

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 4:19 pm:
Awwww, but the g-strings are so cute and they make you look huge!!!

SmedlySuperGophr 53M

3/26/2006 11:11 am

Me a male dancer???? .... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Omg, It would be an empty house !!!!

As far as what I would do with you ?? .... well ... typically I don't covet and fantasize about people I can't have ... that would be just inflicting cruel and inhuman punishment upon myself .... lol

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 4:20 pm:
Oh now stop that. You can shake your ass for me anyday!!

mycin62 55F

3/26/2006 11:12 am

Wow, blast from the past, it's been over 20 years since I've been to one of them. The women were always wild, I see that hasn't changed.

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 6:02 pm:
It had been about 2o since I last went and I made up for it!!!

playdate88 50M/45F
127 posts
3/26/2006 1:25 pm

hey there kitty ,, I went to an all male review one time afew years ago,,happym;,,i was too shy and imbarressed to enjoy myself,,lol,,but I watched alot of women having an awsome time..

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 6:00 pm:
The vokda helped me relax and get loose!

wantonwill 61M

3/26/2006 2:16 pm

I'd make ya purrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 6:00 pm:
Got a riding crop?

rm_mmmgoodnova 107M/107F
1259 posts
3/26/2006 6:08 pm

Yep, I've been to in Myrtle Beach, SC and one in Maryland just outside of DC for my bachelorette party...where "Mauricio, The Latin Lover" pulled me up on stage and sweated all over me dancing to a Ricky Martin song... Actually, we thought our waiter was hotter than some of the dancers and I have a photo somewhere of him doing the salt/lime of a tequila shot off of my boobs... As you can tell from the Ricky Martin clue, it's been a while, though!

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 5:59 pm:
I love RICKY

Cowboy_Deluxe 39M

3/26/2006 8:03 pm

Well if you went to my blog and bidded on me.. Time is running out! Saint is trying to beat everyone else!

I would dance..naked for you.


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 1:25 pm:

What will a million dollars buy me?

Purry {=}

rm_ricop1379 39M

3/26/2006 9:18 pm

What wouldn’t I do to you?

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 5:59 pm:
What I could do to you

ahotcoup2006 41M/38F
23 posts
3/26/2006 9:50 pm

Hey Purry,
loved the post, John (my partner) used to do some exotic dancing when he was at uni, no cowboy routine, but his bad cop set always kindles the fire.

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 5:58 pm:
I have some handcuffs for him to lock me up!

womanoirish 55F

3/26/2006 10:25 pm

Sadly, I have never been to a male review show. But would love to go one day.

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 5:58 pm:
Come next time!

HBowt2 60F

3/27/2006 4:15 am

never jealous.....

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 5:57 pm:
you can come next time!!!

naughi 45F

3/27/2006 4:31 am

last time I went to a show was a female strip bar, all orrible and seedy, except for one girl. Cute friendly, didn't want to be thee and wanted me and her to meet up for a drink later. I was with a large group and had to follow them, so missed out meeting up. Actually her charactor name was 'miss america' and that turned me on even more I think.

I don't know what I'd do to you if I was dancing for you Purry, maybe you should dance for me as 'miss america' Now that would be interesting.


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 5:57 pm:
I am getting out my red, white, and blue.

sweetkiki3 44M/43F

3/27/2006 6:25 am

ive gone to one male review and plenty of nudy bars featuring women... the one guy who kept flirting with me with his big brown eyes and hung ;like a horse and is a very tall italian ... need i say more LOL anyways he was sooooooo yummy . been to a womens nudy bars too , they were great too and some were definately worth watching n playin w!

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 5:55 pm:
I have not seen girls yet and am very anxious!

rm_Thom20000 56M/53F
66 posts
3/27/2006 8:09 am

As we step out onto the stage to the hoots and hollers of the crowd of luscious young and uninhibited women, I’m sure my nervousness is apparent and everyone will know that this is my first experience on stage stripping for and hopefully pleasing the ladies. At first I try not to focus on the audience and try and focus on my cowboy stripper routine.

I’m wearing my cowboy shirt, hat, boots and a pair of leather chaps, g-string and bare ass. Before coming on stage my greatest concern was getting aroused and embarrassed on stage in front of my audience. That fear soon subsided as my nervousness and long practiced routine is all that filled my mind, at least until our eyes met. A picture of sophistication and loveliness entered my mind even as I was surrounded by provocative and cheering women wanting to see more. I decided to leave those ladies for the more experienced cowboys and decided to give this dance to you.

As you sipped your drink your eyes followed me on stage as my shirt came off to the joy of the crowd. I brought my routine over to you and watched you focusing at the top and center of my chaps and felt myself moving beneath the soft lambskin. Your hand came up holding a Hamilton, but I passed over the money and took your hand and pulled you on stage with me. Immediately we embraced and danced. Your hands slipped down onto my bare cheeks and the crowd of restless ladies screamed with envy. I pressed against you and felt your warmth through your skirt. We both loved the attention we were giving each other but even more I think we were both liking being the center of attention on stage and having our bodies connect the way they were was extremely erotic.

My hands went beneath your skirt and cupped your cheeks the same way you had mine as we danced. The crowd of ladies called for me to remove your thong and you whispered in my that you wanted me to. I clipped my thumbs on either side and schooched them down as you stepped out of them to wild sexual applause. Our hearts are racing as our bodies are steeped in sexual arousal for one another. I take off your shirt and expose your breast just before you remove my hat and cover my ass with it. You whisper that if you were to move away from our embrace this hat would easily hang on the rod you feel against your stomach and the audience would go nuts seeing that display. I only held you tighter against me and I said I wasn’t really ready for that.

The song was ending though and as it finished you stepped away pulled the lambskin cloth away from my erect penis and hung my hat over it before kissing me. I know longer cared and simply kissed you back before collecting your things and escorting you of stage. I was never quite so grateful for that hat as we left the room.


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 5:55 pm:
Holy moley!

dasher121 37M

3/27/2006 8:14 am

hahahaha talk about a gals night out!!!

Ride that cowboy!

The Dude.

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 5:54 pm:
Yeee haaaaaaaaa

bigknob1958 54M

3/27/2006 10:59 am


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 5:54 pm:
Give me just one to start.

SilkenKiera 39F  

3/27/2006 1:56 pm

AHH, the male review shows!! The best one I have seen thus far was in Philadelphia, during a (whatelse) Bachlorette party. My poor, quiet, unsuspecting, kindergarden teacher of a friend got the ride of her life up on stage in front of everyone, when a dancer named Fernando held her up by the ass and started to grind with her in mid-air. I almost peed myself it was so funny. You should have seen her face. Now fernando can grind with me anytime!


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 5:53 pm:
My thighs are sore from being lifted in the air and bent in ways I never imagined.

Jeepidiot 43M

3/27/2006 5:00 pm

A G-String would make me look huge? I'll take 2 please thank you!

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 5:52 pm:
Well I had two in my purse from Saturday, but the damn announcer saw them and snatched them right out of my purse. I was so mad!!!

Djeeper1987 48M

3/27/2006 5:13 pm

Give me a couple of more weeks, and Ill be in better shape to be a male dancer for ya. HAHAHAHAHA. Glad you had a blast.

Carpe Diem

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/27/2006 5:49 pm:
You look pretty good to me!

Jeepidiot 43M

3/27/2006 6:32 pm

You carry men's g-strings in your purse? A little disturbing.

Did you buy them yourself or did you molest 2 guys earlier in the day and steal them?

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/28/2006 4:06 am:
They threw them at me and I shoved them in my purse quicker than lighting!


3/27/2006 7:47 pm

My Best friend surprised me with a stripper on my 30th b-day.. But back then I was tooooo shy to even look at him.. we change Glad you had fun

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rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/28/2006 4:06 am:
That is how I was the first time!

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
3/27/2006 10:04 pm're livin the life you and Sail...glad things is so fun...


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/28/2006 4:07 am:
Life is what you make of it and I like having a good time!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/28/2006 5:35 am

I've never been to one either Purry! I don't know if I would be embarrassed....fascinated....or giggly! Probably a combination of all three! Sounds like you had a blast!

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/28/2006 2:37 pm:
I was all three but mostly horny and had a great time!

redswallow777 49M
6811 posts
3/28/2006 6:47 am

Now this sounds like way more fun than blogging. Here we have Minnesota Nice.....that means in St Paul the women and men have to be behind glass.....(red chuckles)...

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/28/2006 2:37 pm:

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
3/28/2006 8:40 am

We had the Chippendales guys stay at the hotel that I worked at Everytime they were in the lobby, none of us girls could concentrate. There were three of them sitting there once and I had to turn around and face the wall in order to focus on the phone call I was taking. They were yummy!

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/28/2006 2:37 pm:
They are very yummy~

MyRealLoverOne 47M

3/28/2006 12:14 pm

I will Cum dance for ya!!!

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/28/2006 2:38 pm:
OH RL, with eyes like that, you can do anything you want to me baby!

rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
3/28/2006 8:43 pm

You need to be in Norfolk on a Thursday night, Purry.
Ask Safira and Impish Pixie...

I coach a troupe of male dancers and it is one of the best shows
on the East joke. I've been working with them for
2 years and believe the show to be better than either of the
shows in Vegas. They perform at the club every Thursday nite to
about 200 women. The show is from &;30 - 10 and the room opens up
to men at 10pm. I keep telling you that you need to make a road

[post 219519]

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/29/2006 7:26 pm:
I will get in touch with Safira and head my ass right down there. Plus you know I want to come back and visit Bubba's for a crab cake. Topping it off with Male Dancers sure would be fun!

Email me sweetie about coming this way.

Purry {=}

TommyJ1977 46M

3/31/2006 1:27 am

Kitty....I once did what I call a funky butt dance in my tighty whities after playing strip euchre. I was not nearly naked because I am a bad card player...I was trying to get my female partner as stripped as I was. Little did I know she had 3 layers on that night and bibs...I'm thinking she was trying just as hard. Now on to what I would do for kitty.....hmmmm......prolly start out in one of those garth brooks tight jeans, pearl studded shirt and cowboy boot getups. End up with flavored oil that you would have the option of rubbing over my body while I sport nuttin but my cowboy hat and leather strap-over.

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/31/2006 2:01 pm:
Wish I would have been there!

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