My Love Dress  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
4/23/2006 5:11 am
My Love Dress

A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

'What are you doing?' the mother-in-law asked.

'I am waiting for my husband to come home from work,' the daughter-in-law replied.

'Why are you naked?' asked the mother-in-law.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law replied.

'LOVE DRESS! You are naked,' said the mother-in-law.

'But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and he makes me happy,' said the daughter-in-law. 'I would appreciate your leaving now because my husband will be home any minute,' the daughter-in-law continued.

Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way home, she thought about the 'LOVE DRESS' and got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.

Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way, and she took her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door, and immediately saw his wife naked by the door.

'What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' the mother-in-law replied.

'Needs ironing,' he replied

Purry {=}


Djeeper1987 48M

4/23/2006 5:14 am

HAHAHA AH Kitty you crack me up! Thanks for making me smile this morning.

Carpe Diem

oldude1946 72M

4/23/2006 5:14 am

reverend21 50M
1913 posts
4/23/2006 5:49 am

that is too funny. thanks, I needed a smile this morning.

micahbiguns 52M

4/23/2006 7:26 am

lollollol good one purry thanks

Gozzbot 30M
132 posts
4/23/2006 7:38 am


I love it!

spacecadet561 61M

4/23/2006 8:56 am



Cowboy_Deluxe 39M

4/23/2006 8:58 am

She never expected that one.

rm_charlieff 77M
264 posts
4/23/2006 1:07 pm

Great Purry! Thanks for the laugh.

EverReady343 48M

4/25/2006 5:46 am

Needs ironing, he replied.
She replies, after I finish your BALLS hun! OUCH!

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