Men's answer to Maxine  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
6/28/2006 1:16 pm

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Men's answer to Maxine

Men's answer to Maxine:

"Her job is to bitch. Mine is to give her an answer"

Men strike back and ask...

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

AND MAXINE SAYS!!! "Wipe your mouth, there is still a tiny piece of bullshit around it!"

Thought this would make you all laugh! Send this to a few good men who need a laugh. and
to the women who know IT IS NOT the truth!

Purry {=}


spacecadet561 61M

6/28/2006 1:44 pm

I've seen some of these before, but not all. Sounds like you're having a good day.

How's the new job going?


willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
6/28/2006 2:18 pm

You forgot: Why do women wear white at their weddings?.... So the Dishwasher matches the stove and refridgerator My confirmation number is 911 I'm gonna get it for this one

rm_imtheone42 75M
485 posts
6/28/2006 2:30 pm

what`s the difference between being on the job for a year and being married for a year?........The job still sucks!

multitasksextoy 60M  
3511 posts
6/28/2006 4:12 pm

How about "What's the definition of a woman-------Life support system for a pussy!!!Sorry you asked for it!!

Addy19742 44F

6/28/2006 4:52 pm

That is hysterical!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

rm_foryoureyes3 54M

6/28/2006 4:55 pm

I, too have seen most of them....But yet they are all good....I miss our morning chats..!!

norprin5 56M

6/28/2006 6:30 pm

lol, Purry!

and they are as true as the ones about women, ya know

King Nor XVIII

sexyariesgirl 58F

6/28/2006 7:00 pm

Gawd Purry!!!!!!!!! I love these!!!

Power To FOK

rm_TheHooligan2 45M
409 posts
6/28/2006 8:15 pm

tbat shit is fucking priceless!!!!

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
6/29/2006 5:06 am

...thanks for the funny Purry and a big LUSTY HUG of congratulations on your new job...

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
6/29/2006 5:36 am

I wish I had been born with an unfair advantage, instead of having to try to acquire one. I live in a strange world, but visitors are always welcome.

BowelLikesSaint 58M
142 posts
6/29/2006 7:14 am

I have seen a few of them, but I do appreciate the update! A couple are true though! Sorry, just got a Divorce!

rm_KarmoHunny 56F
888 posts
7/3/2006 12:54 am


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