Ladies, Have You Ever Said Anything of These Things During Sex?  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
2/22/2006 3:27 am

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Ladies, Have You Ever Said Anything of These Things During Sex?

Below are a list of things women should not say during sex but being the curious lil cat that I am, I want to know if you have ever said any of them. I have said "Did I remember to take a pill" and "Dont smear my make up" but that is about it

Purry {=}

1. And yet your feet are so big!
2. Don't worry, we'll work around it.
3. I guess this makes me the early bird.
4. Try not to smear my make-up
5. At least this won't take long.
6. I want a baby
7. Do you know the ceiling needs painting
8. Maybe we should call Dr Ruth
9. Is that blood on the headboard
10. Did I remember to take my pill
11. It's just a rash
12. Sorry about the name tags, but I'm not very good with names
13. Does it come with an air pump
14. But it still works, right?
15. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
16. But everybody looks funny naked.
17. Do you smell something burning?
18. On second thoughts, let's turn off the lights.
19. You must be cold.
20. Don't mind me. I always file my nails in bed
21. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
22. Maybe it looks better in natural light
23. Maybe you're just out of practice.
24. When is this supposed to feel good?
25. It's a good thing you're rich.


timberwolf6972 45M

2/22/2006 3:52 am

I have actually heard numbers 6 and 10 before. {=}

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
2/22/2006 4:07 am

I said #26 Is it in yet? during my last sex session. I'm for real. Me and the guy ended up laughing but keep fucking

TzarsAmuseChant 42M
2854 posts
2/22/2006 4:27 am


pinkplaytoyz 51F

2/22/2006 4:35 am

I haven't said any of those, but I have said, "don't worry, we can try again later!" LOL!!!

bipolybabe 56F

2/22/2006 4:44 am

I hate the expressions LOL and LMAO. I mean, how often does one end up laughing while sitting at the computer? Sometimes, I end up GETE (grinning ear to ear), but reading this list had me LMAO.

I have actually said #23 but have thought #1. Actually, his hands, feet AND nose were huge. Why is there no truth in advertising?

But, the number one thing I've said is not on this list, "You're DONE?"


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1hotgolfer 47M

2/22/2006 4:46 am

To this point in my life, I have never heard twenty-four of your 25 things women should never say in bed. The exception--#6. I've been physically blessed to not have to be concerned about #'s 1,2,3,5,13,14,16,18, and 21. At an early age there were women who taught me well enough that I haven't faced numbers 7,8,15,19,20, and 22-25. But, like 99% of all men, I wish I had the ability to know what women are thinking.

rm_magnet4u22 50F
18406 posts
2/22/2006 5:03 am



TabithaElectra79 39F

2/22/2006 5:11 am

No, I haven't, I would get my ass severely whipped...

PassionKisses4Me 45F

2/22/2006 5:22 am

I have said 2, 4, 6 and 10...and I have thought 21, 22 and 23 hehehe


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/22/2006 5:27 am

#12 would be extra funny if the name tags were used to label body parts! lol Or how about #26.."Is it over yet?" Thanks for a good chuckle this morning.

Zooziezoo 46F

2/22/2006 5:39 am

Never said any of these but i did learn that there is some truth in saying i.l.y. when he is really great and ringing your bell!!1I thought it was all a story..course no one ever rang my bell the way he did...but when the chimes began those were the words that flew to my lips...I about had a heart attack...then laughed my ass off as we kept going...him laughing too...and when all was said and done we had a good long laugh about the whole thing...Thank goodness he's an awesome friend and well now you know...and awesome bed friend too..heehee...

rm_sailorcouple 65M/63F
304 posts
2/22/2006 5:41 am

Mighta thought a few... but SAID! too polite I guess

2943 posts
2/22/2006 5:54 am

well i have never said #25 outloud but wished it to myself...hehe those are cute thanks!.xo


Kaliedascope61 42M
4084 posts
2/22/2006 6:23 am

reminds me of a dane cook joke.....My dick feels like corn!....Give me the butter baby!

rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
2/22/2006 6:56 am

Well Guilty on #6, and I have 2 Great Kids to prove IT!

Other than that, nope I havent said any of these. But LMAO at #15! (thx for the idea)

nfd815 47M

2/22/2006 7:07 am

Being a part time COP I can add one. # 27 "it is just a breakin they will be gone when you get their any way lets finish" Love you Blog

tazzerman2000 60M
18958 posts
2/22/2006 7:16 am

What a riot. Never heard any of those... (Yeah right!)

I do think we need to put together a list from the GUYS perspective.

#1 Is there an echo in here?

Anybody have any others?


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2/22/2006 8:04 am

#4,5,10,18...same person...divorced... yes I was a bitch and so was he, lol!

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

norprin5 56M

2/22/2006 8:22 am

ouch X 25!

King Nor XVIII

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

2/22/2006 11:20 am

I have thought but never said # 1. And yet your feet are so big!

HBowt2 60F

2/22/2006 1:32 pm

Reminded him to put the thrash out one night....and have thought 5 and 24 but never said them lol

peggy4U1958 70F

2/22/2006 1:51 pm

Thank you I have needed a really good laugh and I'm still grinning!!! I will have to remember some of those, you are very funny!

rm_luvpiano2 57M
367 posts
2/22/2006 2:15 pm


Plano69 55M

2/22/2006 3:59 pm

You mean those aren't terms of endearment? LOL!!!

RoyalPurpleRose 53F

2/22/2006 9:49 pm

No, I've never uttered any of these. My utterances are more along the lines of 'YES' .. 'Harder' .. 'Deeper' .. 'THAT feels so good' .... I am quite vocal during sex. And I have asked 'Are you ready for another round?'

~Kisses, RPR

womanoirish 55F

2/22/2006 10:36 pm

I've said what Sassy has said - "Is it in yet?" too funny!

hubbyontheloose 61M  
354 posts
2/23/2006 3:02 am

add one more to your list of things not to do - snore!!!! STILL haven't forgiven my wife for that one yet! Bloody bitch fell asleep and started snoring right in the middle of things! Was making slow gentle love to her in the spoons position and was thoroughly enjoying myself when ..."snort snort snore snore"!!!! WHAT???!!!! That was years ago - haven't let her live it down though. hahahaha Ah the joys of married life! hahahaha (ps she has many more things on me that she doesnt let ME forget so it all evens out - not telling you what tho so sod off before anybody asks! hahahaha)

rm_foryoureyes3 54M

2/23/2006 8:00 am

Well up to this point, Thank god I have never heard any of them before. But now that it is on my mind, I'll probably mess up some where...

Peche85 32F

2/24/2006 9:05 pm

I've never said any during sex but once we were just about to and I said "oh fuck" and rolled over to take my pill lol then straight back into it.

My ex held up is hand with his thumb and finger about 2 inches apart and said something about having a small penis. I just laughed and said "its not that small" and now hes always giving me shit about how I think he has a small penis! No matter what I do he still teases me about it, but its not even small! I think its the perfect size!

igetnya10 44M

6/24/2006 6:08 pm

Funny 1hotgolfer would make such a statement when he himself his a pic stealing phony.
1hotgolfer is a pic stealing phony, that is my pic in his profile. The gig is up asshole your exposed for the pic stealing fagot u are, and I will soon be fucking your bitch ass up. I warned you once, just wait till your next meeting. I suggest you start packing a gun on you meetings cause your obviosly arent packing anywhere eles you fucking looser. Remove my pic bitch!!!!

Yhea! I said it!


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