Joke of the Day-Tax Time  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
3/28/2006 4:04 am

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Joke of the Day-Tax Time

Good Morning Everyone,

I have been in a funk lately and haven't been on much, but saw this joke this morning and though it would make you laugh.

Please know I mean no offense to anyone or any religion.

Auditor and the Rabbi

At the end of the Tax year, the Tax office sent an inspector to >audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned >to the Rabbi and said "I notice you buy a lot of candles, what do you do with the candle drippings?"

Good question noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh" replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.

"What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ha yes" replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls"

"I see" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well Rabbi, he went on, what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete Dick."

Have a great Tuesday!

Purry {=}


aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
3/28/2006 4:52 am

How appropriate!

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
3/28/2006 4:54 am

There’s a definite sense of ecstasy

that comes from you, Purry,

Is not the proof in the pudding, my liege,

yet perhaps only when you're the pudding

and I'm the truth???

Go ahead!!! Make my day!!!

Click here --> somethingelse40

Speaking of tax time: now did you really have to bring that up?

libgemOH 57M/53F

3/28/2006 5:27 am

SOOOO perfect! -B

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/28/2006 5:32 am

Too funny Purry! Now I'm off to my GYN appointment with a smile on my face. That'll make him wonder what I've been up to!

seek_u_topia 52M

3/28/2006 6:25 am

Excellent! You made my morning...I'm telling this one the next chance I get! thanks!

wantonwill 61M

3/28/2006 6:36 am

This "funk" thing must be going around...I've been there too...but didnt see you there!I love your new pic....what a beautiful smile!

RoyalPurpleRose 53F

3/28/2006 6:54 am

ROFLMAO!!! Thanks Purry. I am definitely laughing .... needed that today.

~Kisses, RPR

tazzerman2000 60M
18958 posts
3/28/2006 7:00 am

LOL! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start the day -tm

These blogs are only fun if you LEAVE comments!!!

Please visit my blog tazzerman2000

BransonLuvFest 51M/51F

3/28/2006 7:14 am

Funny! Thanks.

Purry, just wanted to drop you a note and let you know we've had it with AdultFriendFinder. We're leaving and have moved our blog to a much better place. You can catch us if you want to stay in touch.

rm_luvpiano2 57M
367 posts
3/28/2006 7:22 am


norprin5 56M

3/28/2006 8:34 am

great stuff, Purry! thanks for the laugh

King Nor XVIII

ByteChaser2 54M

3/28/2006 9:43 am

OWWWW stop it! It hurts to laugh

HotSexyCupl 47M/43F

3/28/2006 11:04 am

Hi Purry! I saw your post in my blog, I tried to tag you but didn't have a chance to post until after you saw my post (does that make sense, no?) Anywho .....

HBowt2 60F

3/28/2006 1:09 pm

Yep...that one hit the spot....

WayneMarie4girl 46M/39F

3/28/2006 1:23 pm

Hope you get out of that funk since you seem to help so many others out of their funk.. Probably more than you know!!

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
3/28/2006 2:40 pm

Thank you all for your words of encouragement. I just think I am PMSing......I will be in better spirits soon I am sure.

Love ya all,

Purry {=}


MaggiesWishes 61F

3/28/2006 3:09 pm

OH my STARS! Miss Purry, you are tooo much!

from me to you, girlfriend
Beautiful Women's Month

rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
3/28/2006 3:38 pm

My accountant friend would appreciate that quite a bit, I will have to pass it along.

sweetkiki3 44M/43F

3/28/2006 5:53 pm

that was very funny hunny! hope all is ok ! u know we all are here if u need a chat or whatever!

rm_funinic 50M
823 posts
3/29/2006 7:14 am

lol... First time for that when browsing/reading AdultFriendFinder...

Another virginity well and happily lost!

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