I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!!!  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
7/11/2006 6:59 pm

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7/15/2006 6:24 am

I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!!!

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ... nice children you've got there . . .are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

Purry {=}


rm_mmmgoodnova 107M/107F
1259 posts
7/11/2006 7:06 pm

I think I have seen that woman before, too!

JazzDlight 60F

7/11/2006 7:30 pm

LMAO that was funny thanks I needed a giggle.

Looking4sex44240 55F

7/11/2006 7:40 pm

That's very funny

toothysmile 51M
16517 posts
7/12/2006 1:32 am

are you sure she doesn't live in greece? i think i've seen her too...

TheCliticals 36F/F

7/12/2006 1:40 am

She doesnt only go to Walmart

Glimmer_Man06 48M
3308 posts
7/12/2006 2:22 am

LMFAO! That sounds SO like my ex!

They say a woman ages like fine wine...

...mine ages like milk!

sexyariesgirl 58F

7/12/2006 5:04 am

Oh Purry....how funny!

Power To FOK

bustybettyboop 51F  
59326 posts
7/12/2006 5:26 am

lmao..i think i read that one b4! too funny! lmao! hugz,busty

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funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/12/2006 7:41 am

Seen her?? Jesus, I lived with her


rm_abutoo2 45M
1078 posts
7/12/2006 4:11 pm

I saw her today! At the Ice Cream store...

WayneMarie4girl 46M/39F

7/12/2006 4:22 pm


BowelLikesSaint 58M
142 posts
7/13/2006 12:38 am

Very Funny.... I like that one!

rm_sexyeyes967 47F

7/13/2006 11:18 am


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