I didn't know you were so......  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
3/14/2006 3:37 am
I didn't know you were so......

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, >could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going >out; he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's >sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative >manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to >make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us."

A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness."

Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.

She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious."

The boy replies, I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!

Good Morning!

Purry {=}


Purry


Cowboy_Deluxe 39M

3/14/2006 4:23 am

geez..
Yeah good morning.

Cowboy


rm_baza1965 52M
13 posts
3/14/2006 4:25 am

now that made me laugh out loud...i had the same situ when i was
a young pup i got some condoms from local chemist,a few days later
i called for my new girl first time at her house,i bet you cant
guess who opened door to me..haha i didnt no what to do
so i asked for a different girl then said sorry for calling at
the wrong house..her dad was a big bloke which didnt help at all


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/14/2006 5:18 am

I needed a good joke this morning to get me laughing! Thank you!


rm_killgren666 33M

3/14/2006 7:29 am

bwahaha that was pretty funny. i wasn't expecting that. sweetheart your the only one that didn't post something nasty on my blog. not bad. i'm kev from nashua. it's people like the ones that coomented on my blog that make other people violent... so, what are you in to? music, art, movies?


rm_luvpiano2 57M
367 posts
3/14/2006 9:27 am

Funny!


dasher121 37M

3/14/2006 9:52 am

hahahahaha, now that one had me crying!!!

Great joke and post,

The Dude.


bigredeatsbush 52M/52F

3/14/2006 12:06 pm

Yeah, an oldie but a goodie, morning back at cha!


Gozzbot 30M
132 posts
3/14/2006 12:34 pm

Brilliant! Cheered me up alot!


BransonLuvFest 51M/51F

3/14/2006 1:14 pm

DOH!


SmedlySuperGophr 53M

3/14/2006 4:23 pm

Didn't see that ending coming ..... LMAO


FunandFrisky79 43M/38F

3/15/2006 6:43 pm

LMFAO!!! That's hysterical!!! Good one, Purry!

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