I Fell In Love With A Ninja Because I Was High  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
5/31/2006 10:59 am

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6/12/2006 11:08 am

I Fell In Love With A Ninja Because I Was High

Got your attention, huh? This is heaps of fun...heheeehehhehehe. TRY IT!

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what
I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.


Now put that in the subject line and send to all of your friends to make them laugh too!!!

Funny aye )

Purry {=}


Purry


Looking4sex44240 55F

5/31/2006 11:34 am

I bitched out, my neighbor Because I'm sexy and I do what I want. lol


Peche85 32F

5/31/2006 11:59 am

I choked on my brother because that's how I roll. :S


daytwoplay 44M/38F

5/31/2006 12:23 pm

i smaked a homeless guy becouse i was high. GREAT


greatguyintul 56M
2102 posts
5/31/2006 12:25 pm

I choked on a homeless guy because I was high! That's good!

Talk about PASSION, ROMANCE and EROTIC... CLICK HERE: greatguyintul


concupiscentKid 41M

5/31/2006 12:31 pm

I choked on my cell phone because I hate myself . . . actually I hate cell phones.


wheresmsrightnow 48M
5 posts
5/31/2006 12:52 pm

I shot a DVD player because thats how I roll.


rm_PeanutJackie 37F
1286 posts
5/31/2006 12:52 pm

I fell in love with a pickle because I'm naked

may i borrow this purry?

"I am beautiful no matter what you say, words can't bring me down. So don't you bring me down today."


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 5/31/2006 8:00 pm:
Sure!

vrec_dawn 41M

5/31/2006 1:34 pm

I humped my cell phone because I was drunk.

Well, I suppose if I was drunk enough, and it was perty enough, and the mood was just right...

But the question is, who's cell phone was it really? I don't own one!


NiceGuyMush 48M

5/31/2006 1:41 pm

I fell in love with myself because I am sexy and do what I want?

Yeiks I knew capricorns where headstrong, but thats a bit harsh!


reverend21 51M
1913 posts
5/31/2006 2:12 pm

I sang to a paperclip Because that's how I roll.

hmmmmmmmmmm

people already thing I'm a bit strange, that will have them calling the asylum for sure


rm_TheHooligan2 45M
409 posts
5/31/2006 3:07 pm

that some funny shit


rm_TexNVa 50M/50F
376 posts
5/31/2006 3:20 pm

I bitched out a DVD player; BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL!!!!


007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
5/31/2006 3:43 pm

I humped- a gangster- because I was High! hmmm

This is too funny

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


spacecadet561 61M

5/31/2006 5:01 pm

I ate your mom because I’m sexy and do what I want.

I guess that makes me a real mother fucker. LOL

SpaceCadetรน


Bushwhackerman 56M

5/31/2006 5:16 pm

I shot my neighbour because Im young and I do what I want. Hell - his grass was far too high anyway...........


blackleather2006 52M/50F

5/31/2006 5:35 pm

I shot a pickle because I'm sexy and do what I want!


Djeeper1987 48M

5/31/2006 5:57 pm

Um Ok

I gave a lap dance to the computer because I'm sexy and I do what I want.



Carpe Diem


meerkittykat 43F

5/31/2006 7:02 pm

I choked on a bat cos I'm sexy and I do what I want.

um...wtf is wrong with me??

--Meer


rufflebutt2202 67F

5/31/2006 7:28 pm

I sang to your mom because the voices told me to!

Man,and I thought I'd got rid of those pesky things! ROFLMAO


rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
5/31/2006 8:01 pm

Am I the only one that makes sense?

Purry {=}

Purry


Smiles1962006 58F
525 posts
5/31/2006 9:18 pm

I murdered a homeless guy because I'm NOT homosexual!

Gawd!!....makes ya wonder what I'd do if I was????
Poor guy, he probably didn't even care


*Smiles*


nottycara 37F

5/31/2006 11:41 pm

i humped a celllphone because i was high??!!?


nottycara 37F

5/31/2006 11:42 pm

    Quoting spacecadet561:
    I ate your mom because I’m sexy and do what I want.

    I guess that makes me a real mother fucker. LOL
fuck that's damn funny


rm_gr8inbed1972 46M
18 posts
6/1/2006 12:58 am

i ate the computer because i'm sexy and i do wot i want... COOL


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
6/1/2006 1:56 am

    Quoting meerkittykat:
    I choked on a bat cos I'm sexy and I do what I want.

    um...wtf is wrong with me??

    --Meer
rofl...I had visions of MeerOzzy.

Okay, mine makes sense, except I don't DO women.

I had sex with your mom because that's how I roll.


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_CDRoss 35M
655 posts
6/1/2006 2:54 am

I smacked a permanant marker because that's how I roll

Not quite as humorous as PeanutJackie's or spacecadet's... lol. ^_^


Dildo_replacemen 39M

6/1/2006 4:59 am

I murdered a permanent marker because I was high, I'm sexy and I do what I want. (shirt w blue lines)

God thats funny!


wanderlust01970 51M

6/1/2006 5:36 am

I Shot... a DVD Player... Because I'm sexy and I do what
I want.


rm_lexi_soul 51M/43F
63 posts
6/1/2006 9:38 am

I gave my number to a homeless guy because I was high

~lexi~


jakblack36 49M

6/1/2006 12:09 pm

I had sex with a Mexican, because I was high..hysterical!


rm_Bladesong 42F
476 posts
6/1/2006 4:21 pm

I sang to a paper clip because I was drunk.



Good one.

~It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved!

Be Good to those around you!

Blade


Tone_33756 56M

6/1/2006 5:40 pm

I murdered a pemanent marker because that's how I roll...

Hmmmmmmmm.......

Almost makes sense...lol


JuicyBBW1001 56F

6/1/2006 10:18 pm

hmmm I smacked a football player because I was drunk.

Juicy


NSAAddict 43F

6/2/2006 5:02 am

This is hysterical Purry! I had sex with a permanent park because that's how I roll


1973GAL 45F

6/2/2006 5:30 am

I ate a computer because I'm sexy and do what I want LOL

Good one .... thanks for the laugh!!!


1973GAL 45F

6/2/2006 5:33 am

    Quoting kittenkisses24:
    I gave my number to a baseball bat because that's how I roll.

    ummm ok, that was silly. guess i shoulda slipped on a shirt for this........nah, i still woulda given my # to a baseball bat. lmao.
Kittenkisses...you can make this really sexy by thinking who was holding that baseball bat?! hehe


Phuc_Buddy 47M

6/2/2006 5:53 am

Well....

I shot my dad because that's how I roll.

But I like my dad....sniff, sniff


Sorceror07 55M

6/2/2006 6:41 am

hmmm.... i gave my number to my sister because i'm sexy and i do what i want?

that's sick lol!!! i love it

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
6/2/2006 7:32 am

I gave a lap dance to a computer because I was high. Hmmm, sounds about right!



Oddster!


RedheadedMedStd 35F

6/2/2006 9:40 am

I gave a lap dance to a paperclip because the voices told me to.

I guess it's time to up my meds, huh?


ProtonicMan 49M

6/2/2006 3:29 pm

"I ate an iPod because that's how I roll."

This is fucked up. I want a new birthday!

TJ


waerlookin4fun 51M/47F

6/2/2006 8:35 pm

I bitched out a goat because the voices told me to


JeersPilarSaver 36F

6/2/2006 9:34 pm

i gave a lap dance to a goat cuz i was drunk, lmao!!!!

i laugh myself out till i cry


MWWwantsmore 52F

6/3/2006 5:08 am

OK not sure if I like mine

I had sex with my dog because I am sexy and do what I want LOL


MamChelle 49F
1443 posts
6/3/2006 12:29 pm

i loved this silliness! i gave a lapdance to a pickle because i am not a homosexual. lmao c


rm_agathon12 47M
1311 posts
6/3/2006 6:14 pm

I had sex with my neighbor because that's how I roll.


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