Have you ever sent someone a drink and have it blow up in your face?  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
3/1/2006 3:13 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Have you ever sent someone a drink and have it blow up in your face?

A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second,not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle,
you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in
your pants".

After reading the note, the man decided to
compose one of his own in return.

He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.

It read, "For your information, I have a
Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600
and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over
$20 million dollars in my bank account. But, not
even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut
3 inches off. Just send the bottle back."

Have you ever sent someone a drink and have it blow up in your face?

Purry {=}


Fox4aKnight1 44F

3/1/2006 4:33 am

LMFAO .........OMGthat is great .....I love it!!!

DizzyKittie81 36F

3/1/2006 4:40 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA love it love it LOOOOVVVEEEE IT!! thanks for posting it

-Kittie =^..^=

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
3/1/2006 4:41 am

Never or else I would have been pissed

Cowboy_Deluxe 39M

3/1/2006 5:00 am

Hell I wouldn't have wrote back, I mean a simple smile would'a worked for me, why do women have to make something soo simple soo complicated?


freetime648 53F

3/1/2006 5:05 am

Now that is too too funny... Have I ever had it blown up in my face...yes...he was alone, cute and quiet, so I sent him a drink......after great conversation he looked me dead in the eye and asked me "HOW MUCH"...........what a turd!

xx FREETIME648 xx

rm_vaihtelu1969 49M
1260 posts
3/1/2006 5:08 am

Well know that was hilarious
I have been lucky and I have only offered a drink / bottle to a girl maybe a dozen times and once I even got lucky enough to blast on her face

-Vaihtelu1969 to spice you up-

firestarter665 43M/40F

3/1/2006 5:15 am

What a way to start off a day!!LMAO. I have never had sending someone a drink blow up in my face, but then again, I do not send out drinks to impress anyone. I send out friendly drinks.

hubbyontheloose 61M  
354 posts
3/1/2006 5:42 am

nope thankfully but have been treated the other way where a girl has flirted outrageously with me and got me really interested in her but was simply using me as a source of cash to buy her booze for the evening then she buggered off with a kiss on the cheek never to be seen again. Was my own fault for letting my small brain rather than my large brain do the thinking for me. A common fault in us guys - we dont always use the BIG brain when dealing with women! hahahaha

rm_ohsolustful 59M
859 posts
3/1/2006 6:32 am

I have sent many a drink to a Lady, but never had a response like that. Any time I was blown off at least the woman had the class to just say no thank you...very funny joke though, had me laughing, thanks for the morning chuckle..best wishes to you and yours

outdoorsman3174 43M

3/1/2006 6:39 am

I was never the type to hit on women at a bar, but I did have a woman hit on me and it blew up in her face.

She thought she could just have her way with me, but I married her anyway.

jadedbabe78 107F

3/1/2006 7:56 am

LMAO---Holy shit, that is too funny .

And nope, never .

rm_simon_uk22 51M
6 posts
3/1/2006 8:37 am

nice one purrykitty2

Sorceror07 55M

3/1/2006 12:20 pm

lol! nope... but i have had a trick cigar blow up in my face heheh

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

MarinadelMar 60F

3/1/2006 12:55 pm

No, I've never sent anyone a drink but I laughed out loud when I read this - wonderful!

rm_ColdFemale67 50F
44 posts
3/1/2006 3:36 pm

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oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/1/2006 3:55 pm

LMOAO. Never have sent anyone a drink. Let them buy there own damn drink. LOL

milfseeker27b 37M

3/1/2006 6:42 pm

that was pretty funny. to answer the question - nope never happened to me - then again - not enough time in bars - shot down a couple of times at the gym

FunandFrisky79 43M/38F

3/1/2006 10:31 pm

ROFLMFAO!!! Like Sweet said, that's priceless!!!

And, no I've never had an experience quite like this one. I could never be so cruel. I always accept the offer when someone buys me a drink. I'm just being polite!


rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
3/4/2006 5:34 am

I am glad you all enjoyed it! I have been lucky and any man I sent a drink which isnt many accepted it.

Purry {=}


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