Have You Ever Been Donkey Punched?  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
3/15/2006 6:40 pm

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Have You Ever Been Donkey Punched?

Definition While participating in either vaginal or anal ‘doggy style’ intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is inserted (or kept) in the female's anus, at which point he delivers a swift punch to the back of the female’s cranium.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm,this results in the simultaneous contraction of the anal sphincter and various other muscles in the female, thus producing a tremendous sensation for the male.

However, for the technique to render successful, the receiving party must be knocked utterly unconscious.

Ummmm, if someone donkey punches me, they are getting a good swift kick in the ass!

Purry {=}


Purry


LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
3/15/2006 6:57 pm

Sounds like rodeo sex...mount on from behind, tell her she's the worst lay you ever had...then try to hold on for 8 seconds...

lustytaurus


bigandtallreturn 38M

3/15/2006 7:25 pm

I never understood the appeal of the donkey punch. I mean, with me, I'm fucking thrilled a girl is letting me have sex with her. Why the hell would I want to knock her out?

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


firestarter665 43M/40F

3/15/2006 7:26 pm

I agree with you Purry. Someone will get hurt if they try to "Donkey punch" me.


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/15/2006 7:36 pm

He would have a jackass kick him in his nutsack so hard he would have a lifetime hoofprint when I came to, I will tell you that. Holy fuck!!!!


lottague 61M
1 post
3/15/2006 8:31 pm

Last time I did that,she got off twice.BUT!oh my GOD ,did it stink! She shit all over my dick!WHAT A MESS!I`ll never forget.We took a shower after that.She cleaned me up,Almost got me off with her mouth.


angelgrrl 49F

3/15/2006 8:44 pm

Ooooh, no jury would EVER convict me if some guy ever even tried it!


mangomamiCT 43F

3/15/2006 8:50 pm

I cant say anymore than saint did except ......ditto dammit !!!!!!!!


InfiniteDiest 48M

3/15/2006 9:16 pm

"It's not about fucking and balls and pussy. It's about love, it's about people, and it's about connection. It's not about tossing salad, it's not about cock and ass and tits and butt-hole pleasures. It's not about his rusty trombone and dirty sanchez; it's not about rainbow showers and the chemical slide. And Cincinnati bowtie, your ray ban goggles and your hot car. And pearl necklace or pussy juice cocktails, and jagged head dildoes and double decker pussies, and shit stained balls and cum swapping and hanging brain. It's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuck house. Donkey punching and tea bagging!"

-Mooj


rm_KnowStuff 57M
240 posts
3/15/2006 10:40 pm

You can almost hear the matter fact tone ..."Yes your honor, that's when I killed him!"


imLadyBambi 59M/51F

3/15/2006 10:40 pm

WTF??? Just when I thught I had heard of it all... Gosh, that must hurt! Needless to say, I haven't been donkey punched and I have no plans to try it!

Lady Bambi


tillerbabe 57F

3/16/2006 1:46 am

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DickHerDown247 55M

3/16/2006 2:57 am

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Tetonguy83002 49M

3/16/2006 3:49 am

Talking about unacceptable discussion...the implication of abuse to another is disgusting. This blog should be removed!!!!!


rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
3/16/2006 3:54 am

Teton,

No one is talking about doing it. I said I had never heard of it before and when I realized what it was, I would kick someone's ass if they tried it on me. I think you can see from all the responses that everyone agrees with me sweetie.

Take a chill pill

Big Hug,

Purry {=}

Purry


curious082385 32F
4925 posts
3/16/2006 4:05 am

Ummm....yeah....that wouldn't go over too well with me. In total agreement with everyone else to threatened violence as their reaction.


Cowboy_Deluxe 39M

3/16/2006 4:34 am

Well Teton did kind of lose it huh? Shit I would slap your ass hard! But I sure wouldn't uh huh on anything else with a woman's ass. NO WAY!

Ohh might put chocolate on your ass cheeks, and lick ya..
What is that called? I'm a perv!

Cowboy


BransonLuvFest 51M/51F

3/16/2006 6:55 am

Can't even imagine how such a thing would get started. And I sure as heck bet a fella who tried it would never have sex with that chick or any of her acquaintances again.

As for rodeo sex, when I was in college there was a popular version of this in the frat houses. You'd get the girl in the doggie position and then a whole bunch of guys would suddenly enter the rooma and start counting out loud and cheering. The trick was to stay "on" for at least 8 seconds. Personally, I found that degrading too.


Gozzbot 30M
132 posts
3/16/2006 9:53 am

To be honest Purry, I wouldn't blame ya.

Dysqyzed, you really are trying to show superiority now aren't you?
I didn't realise that Forced Gerbil Entry was that popular.


rm_FreeLove999 47F
16127 posts
3/16/2006 1:27 pm

jirre, if anyone does anything like that to me i'll fokken bliksem them!!!



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wantonwill 61M

3/16/2006 2:28 pm

Never heard of that one...but rough sex is not really my forte anyway!.....I haate friggin violence.


chgo_cpl_60618 58M/54F
6 posts
3/16/2006 11:07 pm

A good, crisp, well-timed smack on the ass has the same effect.


Fox4aKnight1 44F

3/17/2006 4:04 am

Jeesh Purry if I get hit they better hope they put me down for the count. .um Did I mention I am an ex soccer player and karate too?


digdug41 50M

3/18/2006 8:32 pm

ROFLMAO! WTF you gotta be on some serious bullshit for this one

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