Embarrassing Sexual Moments or Comments  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
9/7/2006 4:00 am

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Embarrassing Sexual Moments or Comments

We have all had them I know....

Tell me about a sexual comment you've made to someone and were utterly embarrassed?


Tell me about an embarrassing sexual moment you had!

Purry {=}


freetime648 53F

9/7/2006 4:53 am

Ok, this may be long but bear with me.......

Ages ago, my ex hubby had a Captain that always wore a Mickey Mouse Watch, boxers and socks! While we were all at a party I asked the Captain where Mickey was, noticing he had not worn his watch. He then pretended to open his zipper and I interrupted, without hesitation, and said loudly...

"No Sir, I said MICKEY, not MINI!"

My ex husband did not speak to me for days although the captain thought it was hilarious!

xx FREETIME648 xx

EvilEvilKitten1 63F

9/7/2006 7:52 am

Strangely enough, embarassing moments or events depend upon how you handle them! Either I or my partner handled them well so, no, no emvarassing moments. Although it was touch and go there for awhile when my teen-aged daughter discovered an opened condom wrapper down in the library. Talk about 'keeping your cool'!!


EvilEvilKitten1 63F

9/7/2006 7:53 am

and no embarassing moments either! LOL


gettinbigger2 66M
56 posts
9/7/2006 7:57 am

Howdy Purry and Sail!

One evening, back in the early seventies, me and my partner, "Tits" *Y*, were parked and making out in the front seat of my 1961 Chevy! One thing led to another and we finally got around to making mad, passionate love! >>! There was only one way into this area and we could see if another vehicle was coming into this wooded, secluded area. We were "into the moment" when I noticed a vehicle approaching! We hastily threw our clothes back on except for "Tits" *Y* panties, which I stuffed into the glove box! Sure enough, we were shortly thereafter were visited by one of our finest peace officers and asked for my drivers license and registration! Drivers license in my wallet and registration in the glove box! Talk about embarrassing!


bustybettyboop 51F  
59326 posts
9/7/2006 11:23 am

well..this wasn't really a sexual experience ..but it had to do with something i used for sex..lol...i had friends over one night and my dog tater came running into the room barking,chewing and licking something..one of my friends said to tater,"watcha got there girl." leaning down to look and as he did.. so did everyone else there. (i also had people at my house from a local church..paster and his wife)so tater lets go of what she had been furiously licking and chewing on and there lay my dildo..i was soooo embarrassed!!!

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spacecadet561 61M

9/7/2006 4:12 pm

Time to take the Fifth.


outdoorman94 49M

9/7/2006 5:20 pm

I live a secluded life so no comments here!

multitasksextoy 60M  
3511 posts
9/7/2006 5:46 pm

Unfortunatly I have a habit of not sticking my foot in my mouth at the right time. So I would have to write a novel to get them all down. Later Purry

Djeeper1987 48M

9/7/2006 5:52 pm

Too embarrassing to mention Ms Purry. Sorry!

Carpe Diem

ZZ_Todd 60M

9/7/2006 9:23 pm

Hmmm... an embarrassing sexual comment... Oh! Okay... here you go... summer 1976, when I was in the Navy stationed in the Phillippines... me and a couple buddies were cruising the sidewalks of Olongapo, the little burg outside the main gate... well, actually walking back to the base after getting thoroughly trashed, and walking in front of us was a couple of nice looking butts. And, since none of us had been sober enough that night to, uh... well, you know, loud mouth Seaman Lentz spouts off "Hey Baby! Nice ass!" The GUY turned around, smiled, and said "Thanks! Ooo! Looky! Sea Food!" Yep... sobered up real quick that night!

And as far as an embarrassing sexual moment? Hmmm... oh hell, I'm sure there's plenty if I stop and think about it awhile!

grib1876 46M

9/8/2006 5:03 pm

Well, one of my favorites just happened, though it really wasn't embarrasing...more like unexpected hilarity...

While standing together, my lover and I undressing each other sensually, I unhooked her bra and began to slide her straps down her arms...the bra slid off only to dangle from my growing erection. Instant bra handle! We laughed so hard, we were practically crying. Good times!

blackleather2006 52M/50F

9/8/2006 7:46 pm

I know I used to say some really dumb things back in the day (before the lifestyle) and I was shyer but damn if I can think of any now although I am CERTAIN they happened! LOL

Will have to get back to you on this..... Doug said he would think of a time or two as well

freebreeze_0 65M
40 posts
9/8/2006 11:02 pm

Back in my college days, I would often not wear any underware. So one time I was in the library studying and very sexy gal comes over and sits at the table across and down from me. It was a hot day, and I was just wearing baggy shorts and a T-Shirt, she was similary dressed. Her boobs were of good size, with very erect and protruding nipples. This was too much for me, so I quietly and slowly started to message my cock. I guess I was not as quiet as I thought I was. As after awhile she looked at me, and then looked undertable to see my erect cock pointing out my pants of my shorts and my had on it. I turned really red.

hardforyou670 47M/50F
8 posts
9/8/2006 11:49 pm

I dont wear underware one day I was running around town paying bills when i went in the phone company. I was standing in line I noticed the lady behind the counter kept starring at me. When I got up there to pay my bill she said something is peeking at me. I turned really red and zipped my pants and thanked her for telling me. This was my 4th stop.

SuperAdventurous 38M
258 posts
9/9/2006 12:15 am

Had a few actually...

All the usual. Too drunk to get it up, the one minute man incident...

My all time favourite is... Coming in this girls mouth & she didn't swallow. She actually did the complete opposite. I was mistaking her for someone else, I was with at the same time, that did swallow... I dont recommend that you get your fcuk buddies mixed up. You might tend to lose them... Hehe.

PurplePeach72 45F  
9199 posts
9/9/2006 2:04 am

Imagine my supremem embarrassment when I went to view all my missed blogs and your little gold # was the at 70, how can that be? So here I am begging your forgiveness and patience in getting back to rights.

My favorite most recent embarrassing moment was only a couple of months ago. Sir PH was the topic of conversation due to calls of friendship beyond my control. As always, the question of "I thought you didn't like guys with really big dicks, but you liked him, what gives?" It's not the size it's how well it's used. Simple but true.

Anyway, later one night months ago, SSS and I are having one of our marathon sex sessions. The house is our's no kids, dogs are comfortably alseep on the deck, it's not at the beginning, but not the end either. Let's just say we were well into the act. I looked up at him and said "Would you stop short stroking me, and Fuck me?" and that responce was so encouraged that several minutes later I followed it up with this jewel. This was the at end; "Damn it, I know you've got another 1/2 an inch, give it to me and be still!"

Classic brutally honest bitch can't keep her mouth shut when encouraged in the wrong manner.



PurplePeach72 45F  
9199 posts
9/9/2006 7:33 am

I didnt mind, the timing was too funny, and I think she got more than an extra 1/2 an inch.



irishabroad2 58M/57F

9/9/2006 11:10 am

One Fri night I offered to leave a young nurse back to her accommodation after dancing the whole night away with her. I was driving my Dad's car that night and we duely arrived outside her place and were making out on the front seat, as you do. With my pants around my ankles there was a loud rapping on the side window. I partly rolled down the window to be greeted by my mother who also a nurse was on night duty. She thought someone had stolen my Dad's car and was going to confront them.
I don't know who was more embarrassed me,my mum or the poor girl who knew my mum as the ward sister.

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