Death or Mambo?  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
6/29/2006 4:37 am

Last Read:
7/2/2006 2:57 pm

Death or Mambo?

Two guys crash land on an island infested with cannibals. They get captured and dragged back to village, where the cannibal chief then comes out and says, "You outsiders have trespassed onto my island! For this you must face: Death, or MAMBO!"

The two guys ask, "what is mambo?" The chief replies, Mambo is every man in the village comes and fucks you in the ass.

So He turns to the first guy, What do you choose... Well the guy thinks about it and say, Well, I wanna live, so give me mambo. So the three day long ritual begins, and they fuck him in the ass!

By now the second guy is like holy shit! The ritual ends and the chief releases the first guy.

Now the chief turns to the second guy, "what do you choose... death.. or MAMBO!?" Second guys says, "Fuck that! I'd rather die!"

The chief replies, "It has been spoken, Death by MAMBO!!"

Good Morning Blogville!

Purry {=}


somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
6/29/2006 5:31 am

For God's sake tell me what to think!

Djeeper1987 48M

6/29/2006 6:15 am

wholly shit.....

Carpe Diem

MorganLeFaye1978 40F
110 posts
6/29/2006 6:46 am

LMAO...that was funny.

Guess you should really think before you speak!

BowelLikesSaint 58M
142 posts
6/29/2006 7:08 am

Very interesting joke. I guess the islanders had one thing in mind, didn't they?

seek_u_topia 52M

6/29/2006 7:54 am


imLadyBambi 59M/51F

6/29/2006 8:43 am

Here Kitty, kitty, kitty....

Ha! Caught you! Yip, that right, you have been caught - now you're mentioned in my blog. What is that - two blogs in two days (Austin??) wrote one about you yesterday.

BTW, funny joke.

Lady Bambi

funaddict65 54M

6/29/2006 9:32 am

LMFAO....din't see that

rm_abutoo2 45M
1078 posts
6/29/2006 11:52 am

lol... some days it doesn't pay! lol... glad it wasn't the guy from survivor that went to prison. haha

Xtreme_Lust4u 71M

6/29/2006 3:04 pm

Just thinking about that ,is making my pucker string cinch up .

WayneMarie4girl 46M/39F

6/29/2006 3:08 pm

Lol, well was it more than 3 days?

vrec_dawn 41M

6/29/2006 5:08 pm

Ouch! @!@ happym;

But the first guy lived ... right? I mean at least that's something...

hubbyontheloose 61M  
354 posts
6/29/2006 5:30 pm

can think of worse ways to go personally hehehehehe

rm_reisaree 43F
611 posts
6/30/2006 3:17 am

love it!~~~

fmisvme 47M/37F

6/30/2006 6:13 am

Good one Have a great weekend!

Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

goodtimesman76 41M

6/30/2006 8:05 pm

Lol! Ha! Hadn't heard that one in a while! Excellent twist at the end... DEATH BY MAMBO!!!

Become a member to create a blog