Chili Cook Off  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
2/18/2006 12:55 pm

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Chili Cook Off

I am getting ready to go to a chili cook off tonight. I am taking chicken chili so wish me luck!

Purry {=}

Here is a chili joke for ya. I think its gross!

The Chili At A Diner

A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day?" "Chili," she says, "but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl." The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the man next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chili
remained uneaten. "Are you going to eat your chili?" he asked. "No, help yourself," replied his neighbor. The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chili. When he got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the chili he had just eaten back into the bowl. The man sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too."


Purry


mysteriesofme 45F

2/18/2006 1:53 pm

Good Luck..!!


BamaBabe6869 55M/49F
1 post
2/18/2006 1:53 pm

Yeah, the joke was gross but it had me LMAO.
Good luck at the chili cook off tonight. Hope u win.
Here's a joke for u.
How can u tell when a man has a high sperm count?

R u ready for this?

His lady has to chew before she swallows!!
sorry i know it is gross.


oldude1946 72M

2/18/2006 2:08 pm

Damn Purry that looks good...save some for me


slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
2/18/2006 4:47 pm

LOL... That was so, so bad...lol. and so was BamaBabe6869's joke....lol. I love chili... my dad used to make a damn good one. I do a pretty fair job of it myself... I put a spoon full of mustard in mine....gives it a rather unique kick. Sounds gross...but it isn't. Good luck with the cook off...those are so fun to check out. They have them down here a lot.

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