Are You Telling The Truth?  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
8/4/2006 3:20 am

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8/5/2006 4:36 am

Are You Telling The Truth?

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed? LOL!

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Purry {=}


bigandtallreturn 38M

8/4/2006 4:33 am

Why is it called a shipment if you send it by car, and a cargo if you send it by ship?

How can you tell if you're running out of invisible ink?

Why do they sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when they're already there?

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen

phoenix639 50F

8/4/2006 4:41 am

How many people do actually lie in bed though...oh yes darling you did make me come.


Cozy_Red 51F

8/4/2006 4:43 am

thanks for the chuckle

Djeeper1987 48M

8/4/2006 4:50 am

I will never tell.

Carpe Diem

donnysurewood 37M
6 posts
8/4/2006 12:07 pm

What's the proper etiqutte when picking up a hitchhiker? Ask her to "hop in."

tenorsaxxman 67M

8/4/2006 5:16 pm

You have accomplished a rarity. The Saxman is at a loss for words . . . . .


rm_MtnHikr 53M
159 posts
8/4/2006 7:18 pm

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?


LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
8/4/2006 8:52 pm

When you have a gang bang, do you say..."come over here boys, I wanna suck your penises...or is it peni??"

economickrisis 56M

8/4/2006 9:39 pm

G'day Purry. Ya seem to have delved into a few true mysteries and ya need to be careful. When ya start asking questions ya never know where ya can end up. Better stop now before its too late.

leegs55 56M

8/4/2006 11:25 pm

yes when i am lying in bed i always tell the truth!!!

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