Are You A Prude?  

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
2/7/2006 6:32 pm

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Are You A Prude?

You probably are not a prude if you are here but.......You Know You Are A Prude If:

You think “morning after” pills are a cure for hangovers

You get embarrassed going down the condom aisle

You report public displays of affection (PDA) to the authorities

You have never seen a porno

Your mother knows more sex jokes than you

You think that “Good Vibrations” is just a Beach Boy’s song

A Victoria’s Secret catalog leaves you feeling confused

Your dog has a better sex life than you do

You think Viagara will bring your hair back

Your idea of a wild date is taking a paid escort to the movies

You are freaked out by getting a body massage

You cant list a single example of “fetishism”

You don’t know if your mattress squeaks

You’ve had more pets than lovers

There are more yawns than moans coming from your bedroom

Goodnight Blogland,

Purry {=}


Purry


fantasylover_05 63M

2/7/2006 7:04 pm

Okay Purry

So how many can we have be TRUE and still not qualify as a "prude" LOL LOL LOL I will let you decide or figure out which ones (you can use any methods you desire)! LOL

Ouch..... LOL


rm_art_persists 52M
1789 posts
2/7/2006 7:39 pm

shit my bedroom is moanless lately: I'm a prude!


boydcounty 68M

2/7/2006 7:49 pm

Unfortunately the last one is true. I just can't understand why she yawns during sex. Hell, it's not my fault she woke up. LOL....

-boydcounty-


HOTNBOTHERED0414 47F

2/7/2006 7:50 pm

I am soooooooo not a prude....lol


rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
2/7/2006 7:54 pm

Cheers Im a Prude.....More yawns, than moans here!


bigandtallreturn 38M

2/7/2006 8:26 pm

I'm not a prude, although I'm willing to bet my mom does know more sex jokes than I do.

But it's funny when you mentioned buying condoms: one time, just to be a smartass, I bought a box of condoms, and when I went to the counter, I held up the box and said "Ribbed for her pleasure... EWWWWWWW!" I got that from Wayne's World. The counter guy just looked at me like I was a moron.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


pASSionwantd2 51M
1316 posts
2/7/2006 9:29 pm

Nope not me Neither's,LOL


TripleHARD3 58M

2/7/2006 9:32 pm

I generally say the first thing that cums 2 mind and am a prude if I don't so 'u know u are a prude if there are more groans and moans than words cummin'from your bedroom, shout it out loud'


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

2/7/2006 9:46 pm

One for the list Purry, You know you're a prude if your lover has never seen you naked (lights off) lol


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
2/8/2006 12:00 am

thank goodness i may be many things, but a prude ain't one of them!


HBowt2 60F

2/8/2006 12:29 am

I used to be..........not anymore.....(counts the animals in the house)...nope...not any more


rm_papy_ 52F
169 posts
2/8/2006 3:25 am

haha i'm half aone papyrina


Rockhard2x6 55M

2/8/2006 6:38 am

Most of it sounds like my wife. Ooooppps, did I say that out-loud.


rm_Bct2Esi 52M/51F
1375 posts
2/8/2006 7:01 am

I use to be a prude, until my Sprky got a hold of me He has created a monster.....hahahhahahhaha

I know more sex jokes then my mother hahahahhahahah

hugs, luvs and smiles


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
2/8/2006 8:38 am

nope no prude here.


rm_JohnMacLaine 51M
585 posts
2/8/2006 4:47 pm

Not a prude, though I must admit that I have more animals living with me now than partners I have had in the last 4 years...

Does that count?

My mother doesnt know near as many jokes as I do, and I have probably seen enough porno in my lifetime that I should be blind by now...

John

"I can retain neither respect or affection for a government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its own immorality" Mahatma Ghandi


Fox4aKnight1 44F

2/9/2006 5:52 am

lmfao Purry ..........too funnny.........lol


piamatter 45F

2/10/2006 9:49 am

<-------- prude for sure, those darn pets!!!

Pia


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