rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
12865 posts
2/10/2006 3:36 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


I thought this would make you laugh on a Friday night..... 2005 Actual Headlines!

1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [That'll stop 'em.]

3. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

4. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!]

5. Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!]

6. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

7. War Dims Hope for Peace

8. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?]

9. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!]

10. Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!]

11. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

12. Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [He probably IS the battery charge!]

13. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!]

14. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

15. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?]

16. Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

17. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (Maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling!

Purry {=}


KDR305 47M/47F

2/10/2006 5:23 pm

AP wire. Friday, 10 February. 8:21 EST

"35 year old man approaches insanity while waiting for PurryKitty2 to decide whether to join his "best ass" contest.

Allsleeky 37F

2/10/2006 5:33 pm

Thanks for the laugh. I'm sending this to my sister in law

fantasylover_05 63M

2/10/2006 6:34 pm

That was a very good laugh Purry!!

Thank you!!


junglejim47172 58M

2/10/2006 7:11 pm

Love your sense of hummer! Thanks for the laugh, I've been needing one.

F1reman6969 51M

2/10/2006 10:25 pm

phuque those are funny.

rm_Aestolia 37T

2/10/2006 10:52 pm

*giggles* thanks Purry you made my day/evening/insomnia ^.^

rm_WickedWeinie 51M

2/11/2006 6:09 am

Good stuff Purry. Also, thank you for stopping by my blog.

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