The Pointy-Hat Story  

rm_Ptalk1155 35M
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8/1/2006 5:26 pm

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The Pointy-Hat Story


By popular request, I shall tell the pointy-hat story. I'm surprised there's so much interest in such an innocuous event, but I shall tell it anyway.

So, let's set the scene. It's a swealtering hot summer day, and our small trio of heroes marches through the heat to various points of interest in the historical heart of an American city I shall not name. One of the trio is captivated by the old style three-pointed hat from the late 1700s, and purchases it with great enthusiasm, much to the eye-rolling and head-shaking of the other two. So enamoured with the hat is he, that he sets it firmly upon his head and chooses to wear it for the remainder of the day, blatantly identifying he and his companions as tourists...or himself as mildly retarded depending on your point of view.

As the day wore on, the sun waned and this allowed the air to cool somewhat. Naturally, cooler air meeting hot air causes the whole mess to go a bit crazy. So, just as the three friends, hat and all, meander back towards the place where their trusty steed is parked, the two air masses start fighting it out, and in a fit of rage, snatch the pointy-hat clean from our retarded tourist's head and fling it into oncoming traffic.

But, this hat has magical properties...or some damned shit...and casts such a spell over the wearer that this person will be so enamoured with it as to dart out into busy city traffic to find it, nearly meeting the front end of the bus.

The two friends wince thinking their otherwise uneventful trip just became eventful, and peek their eyes open to find, thankfully, that said idiot friend has not become a pavement pattty, and instead simply had to deal with one pissed off bus-driver spouting obscenities and otherwise leaning on his horn.

The hat makes its way to a friendly police officer, who bekons its owner across the street and returns it to him.

Sighing in relief and making all those faces one makes when witnessing acts of utter stupidity, the friends turn to return to the car. But! The distraction has given the two airmasses time to find weapons, and, with no warning they unleash torrential rain, soaking anyone in the open to the skin and of course, the pointed hat.

Much muttering and some chafed bits later, the friends arrive at their next destination, thus ending the pointed-hat story.

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
8/1/2006 8:12 pm

Ptalk....so now I've heard the pointy hat story that everyone has been talking about! And I think I'm the first comment on here tonight! So....psssst....before the others get here....tell me what the "point" is!


rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
8/3/2006 8:06 am

    Quoting angelofmercy5:
    Ptalk....so now I've heard the pointy hat story that everyone has been talking about! And I think I'm the first comment on here tonight! So....psssst....before the others get here....tell me what the "point" is!
*chuckles* The point was that pointy hats can be fun and dangerous. I think.


rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
8/3/2006 8:08 am

    Quoting candy69sosweet:

    ♥ ♥ LMFAO!!! Pt, I really missed your humor while I was gone. This story is so freaking hysterical....ya gotta tell me something though....you weren't the one referred to as mildly retarded idiot tourist, were you? Gonna go catch up on more of your blog now, see ya. ♥ ♥

    Kisses & Hugs
    ♥ Candy ♥

Nice to see you back

And no, I was not the mildly retarded idiot tourist. I was most assuredly one of the two rolling his eyes.


rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
8/3/2006 8:08 am

    Quoting playrigal:
    hehe....had to come back and see if you posted it...so who was that
    mildly retarded idiot tourist???? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Hehe, a good friend of mine who has a tendency to be easily amused by little things.


rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
8/3/2006 8:09 am

LoL yes, finally.


rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
8/3/2006 8:11 am

    Quoting rm_flyaway1012:
    thats cute. Answer those ladies questions. I wanna know too.
    fly, with a smile.
Cute indeed. Questions answered.


rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
8/3/2006 8:12 am

    Quoting rm__susie1971:
    lol... did pointy hat remain pointy or was it squashed?
The pointy-hat must be a magical pointy-hat, for it remained perfectly undamaged.


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