Palpatine Parody  

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6/20/2006 10:20 pm

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Palpatine Parody

I can't link to the Robot Chicken episode because if AdultFriendFinder's hatred for links. But just do a lil search for Robot Chicken Palpatine and use the Gorrilla link.

But here's the transcript of the good part for your amusement.
Emperor Palpatine:
"Vader! How's my favorite Sith? Whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa, just slow down. Hah? Whaddya mean 'they blew up the Death Star'?! FUCK OH FUCK FUCK FUCK. Who's 'they'!? What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon? *sigh* Ok, ok, s-so who's left? Are you shitting me? Well where are you? Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal? Oh you must smell like..feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon...oh oh oh I'm I'm sorry I thought my 'Dark Lord of the Sith' could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide! That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet! Do you you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit? Duygh hang on I got another call *click* WHAT? I'm very busy right now! Oh. Oh...well where're they going? Oh, alright uhh get me a turkey club. Uhh cole slaw I guess I'm I'm not even going to eat it. Wha-wha-what are you getting? Oh see I-I-I always order the wrong thing. No no no, I'll just stick with that. Ok bye..wait what? Oh uh Cherry Coke. Thanks. *click* Sorry about that. *sigh* What? Oh, oh, just rebuild it!? Oh tha-real, real fucking original. And who's going to give me a loan jackhole? You? You got an ATM on that torso, light-bright? Now get your 7'2" asthmatic ass back here or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Padamomay or Pandabear or whatever the hell her name is. Oh geeze he's crying *snicker* Hey hey hey hey, c'mon, c'mon don't do that. Just just look I yanno I'm just dealing with a lot of crap right now, the Death Star blown up by a bunch of fucking teenagers you know...I didn't mean to snap. Oh just, just get back here. Ok. Ok. Bye. I love you too..."

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