For your amusement  

rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3428 posts
8/30/2006 10:20 am

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7/15/2008 4:51 pm

For your amusement

We have two jokes today, that I found personally entertaining. Probably old and been heard before, but still good for a chuckle.

Joke #1-Something I would do
A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, What 20 Million American Women Want.

He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages.

His wife was a little annoyed. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?"

He calmly replied, "I just wanted to see if they spelled my name right."
Joke #2-Foul Language
A man goes to the confessional and begins, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

"What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back.

"Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible."

"When did you use this awful language?" asks the priest.

"I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."

"Is that when you swore?"

"No, Father," says the man.

"After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth and began to run away."

"Is that when you swore?" asks the Father again.

"Well, no," says the man.

"You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"

"Is that when you swore?" asks the amazed priest.

"No, not yet," the man replies.

"As the eagle carried the squirrel away in his claws, it flew toward the green. As it passed over a a bit of forest near the green, the squirrel dropped my ball."

"Did you swear then?" asks the now impatient priest.

"No, because as the ball fell, it struck a tree, bounced through some bushes, careened off a big rock and rolled through a sand trap onto the green and stopped within six inches of the hole."

The Priest sighs, "You missed the putt, didn't you?"

caressmewell 55F

8/30/2006 10:44 am

I've not heard either before now.

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
8/31/2006 1:34 am

Tres bien!!!

I haven't heard either of them before, hun.

They made me smile..especially the second one.

Luv n stuff Susie

goddessofbitches 42M/34F

8/31/2006 10:12 am

I heard the first one, but haven't heard the second one. They were both good reads...even if I have read one before.

Awesome job picking me up...and making me smile.


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