Annoying Commercials  

rm_Ptalk1155 35M
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7/21/2006 9:49 am

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8/8/2006 7:05 am

Annoying Commercials

Ok, I think there's some marketing people out there that need to die, because I'm sick of having to change the channel every time their commercial comes on because it grates on my nerves.

Currently, the winner of the most irritating commercial is:
"Head ON-Apply directly to the forehead" x3
Then immediately followed up by:
"Freedom from hemorrhoids? Freedhom hemorrhoid cream."x3

Why does it need to repeat three times in a row? At first I thought it was a fuck up on the part of the station, but no, that's the way the commercial is. It literally loops the sentence three times back to back. What the crap is that? And in between the Head ON and Freedhom ones, they have a regular commercial for an anti-pain med you can rub on. So obviously they can MAKE a commercial that doesn't suck, but choose to run these other, terribly irritating ads.

The other leading scorer is every Vonage commercial ever. This is because of that goddamned song in the background. You know the one that goes "whoo whoo who who whoo."

Past winners included pretty much every Dominoe's commercial ever made. The worst thing about those is I still had to buy their pizza because they were the only place open after midnight in college.

Feel free to add to my list.

nutmegnutmeg 36F

7/22/2006 6:28 pm

I always get creeped out at the genital herpes ones, why the hell do they always play those and the tampon commercials during dinner time?!

Always and in All Ways


rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
7/24/2006 10:32 am

    Quoting ShayeDK:
    Feminine product commercials always make me wanna hurl!

They're certainly something I wouldn't mind doing without.

rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
7/24/2006 10:33 am

    Quoting rm_flyaway1012:
    Friggen Viagra commericials Ptalk
    It I hear, one more time
    "If you have an Erection that last more than 4 minutes, please seek emergency medical treatment....." I'm gonna scream

The one's with Bob are somewhat funny just because of much innuendo they're able to stuff into a 30 second spot. But yeah, I have low tolerance for those. Especially because I can't help thinking "it gets me into enough trouble as IS, I don't need it to be anymore active. And no guy would ever go to the doctor complaining he was hard for a four hour time period..."

rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
7/24/2006 10:35 am

    Quoting SensuallyKatey:
    wooooooooo hooooooo
    wooo hooooo hooooooo

    oooooooo my themey song when I am ready to cum!!

*sighs, rolls his his eyes, and shakes his head while chuckling at her antics*

You know...if you sound anything like that commercial, I won't be making you cum any time soon

rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
7/24/2006 10:36 am

    Quoting nutmegnutmeg:
    I always get creeped out at the genital herpes ones, why the hell do they always play those and the tampon commercials during dinner time?!
Why they play either is beyond me, especially the Herpes one. "Now I can have sex whenever I want, even though I'll probably give it to everyone I sleep with..."

rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
7/24/2006 10:37 am

    Quoting longhairednikki:
    Every time I hear the Vonage commercial I chant the wooo hooo who who hooo much to the irritation of anyone around me.

    LOL @ Katey
Oh I'd hate you sooooo much if you did that around me.

rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
7/24/2006 10:38 am

    Quoting kittenkisses24:
    i hate hate hate ALL of the Burger King commercials. they're stupid stupid stupid. who in the world is their advertising agency? stupid.
LoL yeah they're pretty bad. That Burger King mask thing creeps me out completely.

spacecadet561 61M

7/24/2006 3:09 pm

I agree wholeheartedly on the Vonage ditty. Unfortunately, the fact that we're grousing about it means it's succeeding in getting our attention. What the Sam Hill is "Head on" supposed to be good for?

I boycotted Burger King during their "sometimes you gotta break the rules" campaign a number of years ago (I don't think they noticed). The current/recent McDonald's "I'm loving it" campaign is another annoyance.


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
7/26/2006 2:03 am shoukld laugh at them instead of getting into such a tizwas!

I have a favourite telly add, at the moment. Goodness knows what it's for..some yoghurt, or something along those lines. One line says..."contains Bividus digestivum" if it's some sort of wonder additive, not something they've made up on the spur of the moment. I was going to blog about it, but you've beaten me to it.

Now come on over to my bliog..and play spin the bottle.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
7/26/2006 2:08 am

Asn afterthought, I actually know a guy who is responsible..or irresponsible for setting the sound levels on those flipping things. have you noticed how the sound level raises a few decibels(well, whatever) when they come on. I mihght be watching my favourite soap and nodding off when the bloody commercials come on and nearly deafen me..and you mtoo, no doubt. yes, that's much more annoying than the actual content of the adds, don't you think, hun?

Keep on chuckling at's the only way to beat em. ')

Come spin the bottle now..ok?

anyone else who reads this is quite welcome to participate too.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

marathonman45202 54M
6640 posts
8/7/2006 11:16 pm

That hangover cure that you take before and during drinking. C'mon folks!

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