Women and NV communication  

rm_Pro_Boxa 60M
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3/17/2006 3:21 pm

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7/10/2006 3:33 pm

Women and NV communication

“There was a little girl, who had a little curl, Right in the middle of her forehead….”

Once Upon A Time, I worked with a woman whose frame of mind could be read from her 'coiffure du jour'. She was quite stunning to look at, with cumulus clouds of lustrous brown hair that could be turned effortlessly from one style to another on a whim. But one thing we all learned was that, when her hair was severely tied back, cross her at your peril!. Tied back was TROUBLE with a capital T. I wonder if women use these visual semaphores to signal moods as another means of non verbal communication to their fellow human beings? Given that men sometimes have a problem understanding female communication, even of the verbal kind (allegedly), I offer the following unscientific guide to my fellow male beleaguered bloggers, on interpreting this most subtle of languages…..


1) The Updo Dominant
"Heel male miscreants!...bend to my will"

2) The Downdo Seductive
fluttering eyelids flirtaciously "Have you been working out?.."

3) The Braids Playful
"I know you’ve got to finish that 30 page report by COP today but I’d much rather you looked at my 30 page album of holiday snaps instead" (Usually the style the day before 4 next)

4) The Alice Band Elsewehere
(Usually the day after 3 above) Maybe thinking about last year’s summer holiday. Spends most of day looking on internet for this year’s holiday bargains.

5) The Bob On A Mission
"You will sponsor my 12 hour Yogathon won’t you, dear?" Smiles sweetly with rictus grin and bared teeth in that delightfully feminine mix of carrot and stick.

6) The Bad Hair Day Difficult to interpret
Might be perfectly happy to gossip, discuss a baby shower or plot someone’s downfall.Difficult for outsiders to tell, especially if you’re male.
Handle With Caution.

Any futher analysis would be appreciated!

catseyes23 62F

3/17/2006 11:25 pm

Darling Boxa, I decline to reveal my STYLE MOOD! Such an interesting post.(((((HUGS)))))


rm_Pro_Boxa 60M

3/17/2006 11:59 pm

Cats, I bet you're divine and lovely whatever mood you're in!!!

TabithaElectra79 39F

3/18/2006 10:04 am

Such an entertaining post!

So which one are you???! ~ It won't change my opinion of you, I promise I will still share my coco pops with you!

rm_Pro_Boxa 60M

3/19/2006 12:31 am

The 'Vin Diesel' wannabe look. As long as you count out the coco pops equally!

catseyes23 62F

3/21/2006 7:47 am

"Any futher analysis would be appreciated!"... You & Tabs, of course. The beauty obviously likes you, darling Boxa. So make your move!


rm_Pro_Boxa 60M

3/21/2006 10:06 am

You're a darling. Thanks for the comment.... (mental image of myself planting soft kisses all over Cats body as I write this)

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