How I Found AFF  

rm_Network_Minx 48F
540 posts
8/10/2005 4:59 pm

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How I Found AFF

It was a dark and stormy night…
Oops, wrong begining. Sorry.

I was trying to assist a friend with their computer over the phone when it became apparent that my helpdesk skills weren’t going to do it for this desktop. She begged me to come to her house and work on it. I agreed with the condition that she had to buy me dinner at a nicer restaurant. So to her house I went leaving my kids at home with the threat of killing them later if they didn’t cleanup after dinner. After I started working on the computer I realized that this was going to take hours. She had picked up a nasty virus, spyware and other things that were causing her computer to constantly crash. Anyone who has ever had a Windows Operating System has seen the “Blue Screen of Death,” a fatal error has occurred and Windows will now shut down contact your system administrator. Since I am her system administrator she contacted me. I informed her that there wasn’t any hope for this computer. She needed to wipe the drive and start with a fresh install. She was very upset because she had pictures on her drive that couldn’t be saved. Little did I know what kind of pictures…?

So after hours of installing the Operating System, Drivers, Office Suite and other software programs I turned it over to her to try out. All of her files were gone and she was really sad about it. She then went to the Internet and logged into AdultFriendFinder. I saw the site and stopped. I couldn’t believe it. A site for finding sex partners? What was she doing on this site? How had she found it? How come I didn’t know about it? Her user came up with six messages and a ton of dick pics. She saw my reaction and closed the window. I said, “Wow! Wait a minute, what was that? Go back I want to see that again.” She did go back and proceeded to answer every question I threw at her. I did ask if all the guys had pictures of their dicks, she said “No, I collect dick pics and the men who are attached to them.” She said that she had lost forty or so dick pics when we wiped her drive, those were the pictures she was upset about loosing. She considers herself a dick connosieur. She told me that there were a lot of nice normal people on AdultFriendFinder and she thought I should check it out for myself. I was shocked! Me? I am the professional, reserved, conservative woman. I am not the type to try online dating it, smacks of desperation. Of course I hadn’t had sex with another person in three years so this might just classify as desperation. I asked her about Yahoo Personals, Match and E-Harmony. She said for me not to waste my time, too many dicks on those sites, literally. She said she had found that AdultFriendFinder had honest nice people and that was more important than anything else.
I returned home with the image of AdultFriendFinder seared into my brain. I made the kids go to bed and online I went, searching for AdultFriendFinder. My kids were going to spend the summer with my parents so if I was going to do this, now was the perfect opportunity. My friend helped me with my profile. I did get pics of dicks which I didn’t want. A dick connosieur I am not!! (My friend sent me a picture of a guy’s dick to add to my network as a joke) She wanted me to “Guess the Dick?” She told me I knew who was attached to that dick and I was supposed to guess whose it was. I gave up. She had to finally tell me. I would rather have not known whose dick it was. I work with the guy. Now when I see him I think of his dick being visible to everyone. Eeewww!
I did weed thru the “Wanna Fuck?” guys to eventually find a very wonderful man. He is warm, witty, smart, sexy, educated and best of all fantastic in bed. That would have been enough but finding blogville was the icing on the cake.


demonicsexkitten 42F
10688 posts
8/11/2005 8:23 am

i've always wondered if anybody runs into ppl they know on here. So far, i'm just worried about it... but it hasn't happened yet.

thanks for sharing your story

rm_Never911 60M
125 posts
8/11/2005 5:06 pm

I just had a 66 year old that I've known for years contact me through this site. I'm sure she has no idea who I am!

Loved your story...wish your happy ending for everyone. [blog Never911]

rm_Network_Minx 48F
542 posts
8/11/2005 10:19 pm

My teenaged daughter returns from my parents' house so my life will be back to normal soon. BTW What is normal?

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