Dick or Flick's Story V  

rm_Network_Minx 49F
540 posts
9/27/2005 3:54 am

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Dick or Flick's Story V

Minx found me as I am sure you all might be aware. I have been busy until last week. I finally quit on Minx. I am not talking dead batteries here I mean she wore me out!! Something went wrong with my wiring as Minx was using me. I got really hot and almost burned her where my batteries are stored. Minx tried to pull and push on my wiring but it didn't help. She didn't know what to do. Not only did I come close to burning her, I quit working in the middle and left her hanging so to speak. Minx can't use her hand since her arm is still damaged from the car accident so she couldn't complete my job for me. She was so frustrated that she seriously considered calling one of her friends to come over and repair me but then she thought better of it. How would Minx explain? Let alone tell a friend that they had to come over and repair me so she could continue to use me right away. Plus it was the middle of the day so there was no-one to call, all of Minx's friends were at work. Plus she realized how crazy and strange the phone call would sound to her friends.

"Hey can you come over right away? I am having electrical appliance issues. I need you to fix it for me. It's very important!!"
"What? I know you are at work but this is important!! I wouldn't call you unless it's a life or death situation."
"Huh? If it's that serious I should call 911?"
"Yeah, well I can't call 911 for this."
"What? You want to know what the problem is? I can't tell you."
"What do you mean you won't come over unless I tell you what the problem is? I don't want to tell you on the phone. I will tell you when you get here. It should be enough that I tell you it's very important."
"Hey, what do you mean that women say something is important when it's not? This is important to me."
"Fine!!! Never mind!! By the way the next time you want my help you can forget it!"

Minx has decided to forget about me by putting me in the trash can. She wrapped me up carefully and said good bye then put me in Friday's trash bag along with all of the nasty shit people throw away. I would never have expected Minx to use me up and then discard me, but that is exactly what she did. Hopefully she will think of me in a kind way but then again since I left her hanging she will probably cuss me out for ever since women never forget anything.

Good Bye to All,
Dick or Flick

DirtyLilSecret61 57F

9/27/2005 6:17 am

(sobs quietly, reaches for a tissue, and blows nose similar to the call of the bull elk)

He was such a good flick. You have my deepest sympathies, Minx.

Are you sure the electrician who might have come to your house wasn't perhaps well-suited for the task? Ooops, nevermind, my mind tends to wander before my morning ritual.

(shakes head) Not THAT ritual, I meant COFFEE, silly girl.


tamethytension 56M
2320 posts
9/27/2005 10:25 am

"Lil" ... Coffee! HA! ...I don't believe ya ... I know what bean you play with in the morning.

Minx ... so you need a new one ... I could .. umm .. hand deliver it.


PS> There is an Cleveland area emergency number you (or any of the ladies) can avail yourself of in case of mechanical breakdowns ...

DirtyLilSecret61 57F

9/27/2005 11:19 am

TTT - you just got excited because you wanna hear how much I really do sound like a bull elk ... in rut even.

('ello Cleveland!)


rm_Network_Minx 49F
542 posts
9/27/2005 12:47 pm

Thank you for your sympathy. I am in deep mourning. We were very close as you can imagine. He saw me at my worst and brought me (oops saw me)some of the best. I guess I am shallow since I am looking for his replacement so soon.

rm_Network_Minx 49F
542 posts
9/27/2005 12:52 pm

I would love for you to hand deliver it. I am sure your exquisite taste extends to all manors of topics. BTW send me that number. It seems I am having trouble with all kinds of things. Does the number cover physical breakdowns too like coniption fits?


SweetDarlinAngel 41F
2996 posts
9/28/2005 3:46 pm

Alas, the loss of a truly good vibrating friend is never easy to overcome...
<wipes tears from eyes, blows nose gently, lifts veil to look Minx directly in the eyes>
You will find another, I know at first it will seem awkward and wrong, but the new model will bring you joy and pleasure. If you are able to venture to "place where others are" on your own, you'll see that are so many things that you bring home with your new friend to help you get through it. If you need someone to turn to, a support system, or even just a shoulder to cry on, I am here and I am sure CuteAZGuy27 would rush right out to lend a helpful shoulder as well.
Take Care, a sister at heart,


rm_Network_Minx 49F
542 posts
9/28/2005 10:17 pm

Thank you for you sympathy and support. I know that when my mourning period ends (which is any day) I will need advice as to his replacement. Since I have never ventured into the "place where others are" I need all the help I can get.

Love to all,

jim5131 57M
1296 posts
9/28/2005 10:50 pm

well, from a guy perspective, I suppose I have more understanding than most. I still have a problem with the electrician... couldn't be any tougher than fixing a Walkman...geez.

Okay...this is important. I don't want you to lower yourself and just settle on just any vibrating friend. No rebound hummers here, lady. Take your time. There are lots of nice Dicks and Flicks out there. Find the right one for you...don't just jump on the first one that you feel like snatching. When you find the right one, make sure it suits you and take the plunge. Those rebound vibrators have a way of lowering your expectations...

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