Wooden Sex Toys Anyone?  

rm_MustangD6644 53M
1052 posts
4/7/2006 6:26 am

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4/28/2006 5:53 am

Wooden Sex Toys Anyone?


I have a range of woodworking skills and when I heard how much someone at the Bendigo drinks night paid for a "Cock Cage" made of plastic, I started to think that maybe I should consider making a range of "Sex Toys" for AdultFriendFinder members and friends to enjoy.

I already have a suggestion for a set of portable stocks and I could easily adapt that to become a more serious set on a post. I have already considered using my wood turning skills to make wooden dildo's of various sizes, lengths, contours, colours, and timber species. I am also in the process of designing a Bondage Chair with the added complication of it being stable as well as car boot portable.

What I would like you readers to tell me is basically market research type questions regarding costs interest and any other suggested items you might like to see available made out of wood.

I am not quite ready to start production as I am still setting up my work shed, but I want to begin to assess the viability of my idea.

Mustang

EXTRA; I am particularly keen to hear from ladies with "Toy" knowledge as I need your input on the subject.

TTigerAtty 63M

4/7/2006 8:33 am

'Better sand those dildos down with some very fine grit sandpaper! And I'd also suggest several thick coatings of some type of bar varnish or something resistant to the chemicals in ... er uh lubes! The best wooden baseball bats are made by Louisville Slugger out of ash, I believe. Now, with a baseball bat, ya' gotta hold them with the grain up facing you. How would that work for your dildos?

Let me know if you need a marketing and distribution channel here in the USA! I will also be willing to demonstrate your new product at trade shows in Las Vegas!


rm_MustangD6644 53M
1031 posts
4/7/2006 4:13 pm

Your a regular laugh riot TT. But thanks for the tip about the varnish, I have been giving that aspect some serious thought as it does concern me. Naturally I will be sanding my products down, as I always hand test anything I make to ensure that there are no sharp edges.

Mustang


rm_MustangD6644 53M
1031 posts
4/7/2006 6:32 pm

Thanks Garry; The idea of a tease toy is a very good one, afterall its a case of not just selling the steak but the sizzle. And sizzle is a lot of what excites people about sex and hence the sucess of this site. Like the Cat "O" Nine Tails idea using shoe or boot laces, its got me thinking. Now thats a sign that trouble is brewing, hehehe.

Mustang


imsohorny19822 36F
1728 posts
4/7/2006 10:37 pm

Hmmm, if you going to make Wooden dildo's, you had better make sure that you sand them extra well, some of us ladies would not want to get splinters now would we!


rm_MustangD6644 53M
1031 posts
4/7/2006 11:20 pm

Depends Ally are you into pain?

Of course Im going to sand them properly, sheesh, these people telling a tradie what to do, FFS. I know what Im doing do you?

These things are going to be so smooth, a babys bum is going to feel rough by comparison.

Mustang knows what he is doing so relax.

Mustang


PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
4/8/2006 10:24 am

Will you send me a catalog of your products?

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


rm_MustangD6644 53M
1031 posts
4/8/2006 3:20 pm

Well of course PK but first I require help in working out what products to develop, then I will send you a catalogue ASAP.

Mustang


PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
4/10/2006 7:11 pm

Well, let's start with the basics... three sizes (small, medium and not-too-large), three or four textures (straight smooth, smooth with head, realistic and knobbed) and two finishes (plain varnish and dark oak stain?)

That should keep you busy a while


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


rm_MustangD6644 53M
1031 posts
4/11/2006 12:17 am

Excellent Thanks PK

Mustang


imsohorny19822 36F
1728 posts
4/11/2006 3:56 pm

    Quoting rm_MustangD6644:
    Depends Ally are you into pain?

    Of course Im going to sand them properly, sheesh, these people telling a tradie what to do, FFS. I know what Im doing do you?

    These things are going to be so smooth, a babys bum is going to feel rough by comparison.

    Mustang knows what he is doing so relax.

    Mustang
FFS, i know what i am doing, do you??????

Gawd, all i did was give an opinion like you asked for, no need to go getting your knickers in a twist!!!


rm_MustangD6644 53M
1031 posts
4/11/2006 10:05 pm

Ally I wanted an opinion on what sort of wooden sex toys you ladies might like to see, and for those into BDSM what sort of toys and devices they might like as well. But questioning my professionalism is something no one likes. Do you enjoy it when youre told how to do your job???? Asking questions to remove concerns is one thing that I dont have a problem with, however someone questioning my professionalism is either going to cop a filthy look and a smart arse response, or get handed my nail bag and told to do the job themselves, or see the back of my van disappearing as I drive off in disgust. White collar "Suits" get all "huffy" when someone insults their professionalism, if they actually do any work [meetings dont count], but yet people think its OK to have a crack at a "tradie".

Mustang


imsohorny19822 36F
1728 posts
4/11/2006 10:54 pm

God damn it Mustang, what has been up your nose lately????????

Everywhere i have seen your posts lately you come across as being really up youself and disgruntled, what is with that. It is not the Mustang that was around a few weeks ago.

I not once questioned your professionalism. I cracked a joke, excuse me if you dont get it!!! Read again!!!

Me, im told how to do my job on a daily basis, do i have a problem with it, no. I take the suggestions and go ahead with my work.

As to what sort of toys and things we would like to see, we will see whatever you make, cause obviously you dont want our comments regarding your work and your craftmanship.

Clean the attitude Mustang, its not really becomming of you!!!

Sorry if this offends anyone, but its just how i see it!!!!!

Delete this is you feel the need, i couldn't give a shit anymore.

Ally


AussieCuckold 54M/43F

4/14/2006 5:57 pm

Gotta agree there Ally. Your tone has changed tremendously lately Mustang.

I like your ideas, I think you have a really lucrative market and a unique opportunity to develop into something wonderful.

If you are doing market research (my field of work actually), you need to be 450% open to suggestion, questions, queries, criticism, everything. Because that is what shapes your business. Never, ever assume that people know the ins and outs of your professionalism or what you do and don't know. Assumption will kill your business and so will a sarcastic relation to potential customers.

Ally's comments were tongue in cheek and she DID follow them with two winks to show that. To be honest, the first thing I thought of with wooden dildos was "Shit, splinters".

The key to being 'professional' as you like to call yourself is having 'professional answers' such as "I assure you, they'll be smoooooth as a babies bum Ally".

I agree, no-one likes to be criticised in their field of expertise, but when you have customers giving feedback in a field they no nothing about, then you need to address their concerns in a diplomatic manner.

If it was a question of 'opinion' on a 'normal' post, unrelated to anything you do professionally, then perhaps it would have warranted an answer like that.

Good luck with your venture.

Beck


AussieCuckold 54M/43F

4/14/2006 6:02 pm

On second glance, you answered the same concern (about sanding down wooden dildos) when TT suggested it with "You're a riot TT"... but answered Ally's exact comments with contempt?

Did Ally knock you back or have you just gone 'off' women lately?


rm_cassandraj 55F
35 posts
4/16/2006 10:37 am

Mustang
For designs you can try two options.
1. Try out some plastic toys with the ladies and see what size and style they like, then design your wooden toys based on thier likes and dislikes.
2. Go in to some sex aid shops and see what is for sale and do some market research yourself, ask the shopkeepers what sells and how popular certain items are. You may be able to buy models to base your wooden toys on. Cassie
PS PLay nice with the ladies in blog land, their comments were fair and not meant to offend.


rm_MustangD6644 53M
1031 posts
4/16/2006 3:26 pm

Thank you ladies for your comments.

Mustang


imsohorny19822 36F
1728 posts
4/28/2006 4:52 am

    Quoting AussieCuckold:
    On second glance, you answered the same concern (about sanding down wooden dildos) when TT suggested it with "You're a riot TT"... but answered Ally's exact comments with contempt?

    Did Ally knock you back or have you just gone 'off' women lately?
Did i knock him back!!!! hehe Depends what he thought his chances were!!! lmfao

Either way, it would have been a knockback, sorry mustang, your just not my type!


rm_MustangD6644 53M
1031 posts
4/28/2006 5:53 am

Your type? What about MY type. Who has tickets on themselves??

Mustang


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