Women always driving men crazy...  

rm_Michael6686 51M
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3/10/2006 2:32 pm

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11/11/2007 9:24 pm

Women always driving men crazy...

Again, this is not one I created, either, and the author is anonymous. If you liked the last one...

This morning on I-65,

I looked over to my left

and there was a


in a brand new


doing 65 mph

with her

face up next to her

rear view mirror

putting on her eyeliner.


I looked away

for a couple seconds

and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped

my electric shaver,

which knocked

the donut

out of my other hand.

In all the

confusion of trying

to straighten

out the car

using my knees against

the steering wheel,

it knocked

my cell phone

away from my ear

which fell

into the coffee

between my legs,


and burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the d--- phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an
important call...



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