Women always driving men crazy...  

rm_Michael6686 51M
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3/10/2006 2:32 pm

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11/11/2007 9:24 pm

Women always driving men crazy...


Again, this is not one I created, either, and the author is anonymous. If you liked the last one...

This morning on I-65,

I looked over to my left

and there was a


WOMAN



in a brand new



Cadillac



doing 65 mph



with her

face up next to her



rear view mirror



putting on her eyeliner.

!

I looked away



for a couple seconds



and when I looked back she was



halfway over in my lane,



still working on that makeup.



As a man,


I don't scare easily.



But she scared me so much;



I dropped

my electric shaver,



which knocked



the donut



out of my other hand.



In all the

confusion of trying



to straighten

out the car



using my knees against

the steering wheel,



it knocked



my cell phone



away from my ear



which fell



into the coffee



between my legs,



splashed,



and burned



Big Jim and the Twins,



ruined the d--- phone,



soaked my trousers,



and disconnected an
important call...





Women

Drivers!!!!

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