If your Vagina could talk what would it say?  

rm_MeUandBamboo 45M/39F
6 posts
7/25/2006 3:00 pm

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7/25/2006 10:08 pm

If your Vagina could talk what would it say?

Mine would Mmmmphhh, your'e sitting on me.

electriccompany 54M

7/25/2006 5:53 pm

I don't have one of my own, per se, but I thought I'd take a stab at it:

"Honey, when my 'friend is visiting' please use the back door."
"Oh! Gag me with a speculum!"
"Whoops! Bloody nose." (monthly)
"Whoops! Runny nose." (when turned on)
"That tall drink o' water sure wet my whistle!"
"I could use a little hair of the dong that bit me."
"If these lips could talk..."
"I want my own, separate tube of lipstick!" (And frankly, so do you! Don't forget to blot.)
"Why does the rest of the world lack that pleasing tuna aroma?"
"AW! Right before a big date and I get a zit on my lip!"

Maybe this will get me that "Vadge of Honor" I've been trying for.

'Muff said!

rm_MeUandBamboo 45M/39F
8 posts
7/25/2006 10:08 pm

Ahh, Smut never sounded so good.

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