Wanna Get Knocked Up??  

rm_MariGrrl 40F
2485 posts
7/26/2006 1:03 pm

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Wanna Get Knocked Up??

I've seen some fucked up stuff on this site. I've read some profiles and blogs that really had me wondering about my fellow human beings. I've received some crude or odd emails and some network invites from some real pieces of work. But, this dude takes the cake!

I've been playing a lot of catch-up since my return to blogland. I read through my emails, checked in on what some of the other bloggers have been up to, and sifted through my network invites and winks. Okay, let me rephrase, I deleted network invites and winks. Except for one. I just couldn't resist peeking in on IowaBabyMaker

But, I just gotta wonder. Has he had many women accept his generous offer to knock women up? Does this shit really work on anyone? Are this dude's genetics so incredible that his sperm is a hot commodity?

So, I've decided to run my own little contest... The Ultimate Sperm Donor

Ladies and Gents feel free to nominate who you think has what it takes and why. Is he hot, funny as hell, intelligent? What qualities would make you or your nominee a genetic goldmine?

QueenofBitches69 48F

7/26/2006 1:29 pm

The one I would nominate is fixed, sorry! lol

rm_MariGrrl replies on 7/26/2006 7:16 pm:
Well, it seems like we have some other selfless individuals willing to help out womankind...lol. I just think its funny that this dude decides to hit on a woman thats already pregnant. That's like trying to sell milk to a dairy farmer... totally pointless.

norprin5 56M

7/26/2006 1:37 pm

<~~~*got snipped, no longer qualifies*

King Nor XVIII

rm_MariGrrl replies on 7/26/2006 7:17 pm:
It's okay Nor... its always good to have some willing participants around for "practice" sessions.

p33c3y0 43M

7/26/2006 2:04 pm

this *is* iowa we're talking about... who says it's necessarily an offer to *women*? a lot of farmland after all ...

rm_MariGrrl replies on 7/26/2006 7:19 pm:
Again with the Iowa jokes??

You know I grew up in Iowa... which leaves me partially offended... but, sad to say I see your point. LOL

Phuc_Buddy 47M

7/26/2006 2:19 pm

Hmmmm, I'm going to go out on a limb here for the sake of sexydisaster30 and nominate myself for knocking up her meerkittykat with my love child!

I guess I'm just adding to her misery!

rm_MariGrrl replies on 7/26/2006 7:21 pm:
My first nominee for Ultimate Sperm Donor. So, do you have any references?

rm_gerson42 53M
2419 posts
7/26/2006 6:31 pm

Fuck Phuc Buddy, I nominate myself also. My qualifications can be found throughout my blog. Please pay no attention to those other guys who email you and try to woo you with words like "I wanna knock you up".
ger - (Commenting freely and without expectation.)

rm_MariGrrl replies on 7/26/2006 7:23 pm:
lmao... y'know for some reason I don't ever picture that line working on me. Especially from a perfect stranger. Yikes!

But, I agree you would be very qualified and I will gladly add you to my list of nominees. See, I knew if I put the word out I could find much more appealing candidates.

loadeddice05 45M

7/26/2006 6:46 pm

Getting knocked up is nothing to joke at!!! I find that most of the guys who claim to be truly good at inpregnating a woman are only saying this to get sex??? This baffles me?? WHY!!!! I want my seed passing through every city in this once GREAT nation!!!! I will knock anyone up!!! And would not even notice the hot, steamy sex involved!!!!!

Dice!!! (Nod's to marigrrl)

rm_MariGrrl replies on 7/26/2006 7:26 pm:
lmfao... well diceman once again you present a very compelling case for yourself. And although you didn't actually come right out and nominate yourself I'm throwing you in the running anyway just to help out your cause. Because scarey as it may be, a nation full of lil dices would never be boring. That's for damn sure.

loadeddice05 45M

7/26/2006 6:47 pm

My goodness queen!! I like your new profile pic!!!!

rm_MariGrrl replies on 7/26/2006 7:26 pm:
I know.. isn't she just so fuckin yummy?

BikerDude1200 61M

7/26/2006 10:46 pm

Lets see:

Swimmers galore
High quality genetic code
Sympathetic to the needs of the females


rm_MariGrrl replies on 7/27/2006 7:57 am:

I should have figured you would pop in here with a creative nomination.

Phuc_Buddy 47M

7/27/2006 9:16 am

MariGrrl replies on 7/26/2006 10:21 pm:
My first nominee for Ultimate Sperm Donor. So, do you have any references?

Yeah just tune into [post 443087]!

rm_MariGrrl replies on 7/27/2006 10:33 am:
You're sperm must be pretty amazing to cause drama like that... okay, I'll add to the donor list.

QueenofBitches69 48F

7/27/2006 11:02 am

Hey I'm fixed as well, and I got men askin if they can TRY to get me pregnant!

rm_MariGrrl replies on 8/2/2006 7:14 am:
LOL... trying is the best part

p33c3y0 43M

7/27/2006 1:57 pm

i promise !!! that will be my last iowa joke. lol ... i've spent a fair amount of time there myself (not just the metropolis' like cedar rapids and des moines either ... how could i miss out on places like muscatine and dubuque after all?)

a few acquaintenances back in that general area still ... so of course i feel license to ... um ... *highlight* the many benefits of living in that geography. hope you're doing alright out there !!!

rm_MariGrrl replies on 8/2/2006 7:17 am:
I'm doing alright, but, missing washington very much. I've become spoiled having civilization so close to home. I have to admit I'm feeling a bit lost without the drive thru coffee shops... among other things. I had totally forgotten that life can go on without starbucks...lol.

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
7/28/2006 9:55 pm

I think, you have lost all control of this post, Mari!!!

rm_MariGrrl replies on 8/2/2006 7:19 am:
I would say so... I think the contest is over. I'll just leave this list of possibilities up for anyone in need of sperm.

blueguy1051 61M

7/29/2006 8:47 pm

I think we should breed Dick Cheney to Ann Coulter. And ship the spawn to the middle east. That should make them all afraid.

rm_MariGrrl replies on 8/2/2006 7:21 am:

But, wouldn't their offspring signal the apocalypse?

blueguy1051 61M

7/29/2006 8:49 pm

    Quoting QueenofBitches69:
    Hey I'm fixed as well, and I got men askin if they can TRY to get me pregnant!
I'm fixed too, but don't ya think we could practice?

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