Toots and Fluffs  

rm_MariGrrl 40F
2485 posts
5/13/2006 6:42 pm

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5/16/2006 9:44 am

Toots and Fluffs

These are the oh so sophisticated terms my daughter uses in reference to passing gas.

A toot is one you can hear.
A fluff is silent but deadly.

My wise daughter also has a theory about toots and fluffs in regards to men and women.

Men, usually toot throughout the day. Preferring comfort over good manners they let em rip whenever the need arises.

Women, on the other hand. Hold their fluffs in, not wanting to offend anyone. So, when they are sound asleep the fluffs sneak out.

Her rationale is that when she lets one fly it isn't because she has bad manners. It's because she doesn't want her sheets to stink.

*shakes head* she's gotta be gettin this from her dad's side of the family


sexyariesgirl 59F

5/13/2006 8:10 pm

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! Aren't kids a riot?????

Power To FOK


savagemodel1899b 45M

5/13/2006 10:00 pm

Man the fog horns cause I'm coming through.... Breakfast of beans, eggs, and pork bacon.....

Whooo hooooo, stand clear..

The Savage


Djeeper1987 48M

5/14/2006 10:37 am

LOL You have one wise kid there!

Carpe Diem


savagemodel1899b 45M

5/14/2006 1:29 pm

A Foghorn, well someone has to have the base, remember I have heard you and minimari sing.. LOL


redrobin012057 61F

5/14/2006 3:25 pm

ppssttttttttttttt Just Stopped by to Wish you A Happy Mothers Day Mari.

Warm Wishes& Hugs

Robin****hugs****


savagemodel1899b 45M

5/14/2006 6:25 pm

Hmmm I guess if that is the way you want to do things then you'll do them that way...


Ginnung 38M

5/14/2006 10:24 pm

Bah humbug. Biological functions are part of what we are, and there are cultures in the world that aren't ashamed of that. We're still suffering aftershocks of the Victorian era, when table legs had to be covered so that the sight of nude legs (even of furniture) didn't evoke lewd thoughts.

Honestly, why be embarassed something that is part of being alive? Not to mention that forcing yourself to not release gas can actually lead to health problems in the long-term. Denying your organic nature by harming yourself doesn't make sense to me.

Of course, this is somewhat hypocritical, since I'm not 100% comfortable letting one rip in the company of those I don't know, but I'm working on it.


norprin5 56M

5/15/2006 7:51 pm

those are the same words my kids used when they were little

but not the same explanations...they learned very quickly that, not only do girls toot, they can scare the dog and rattle the china in Granny's old hutch!

King Nor XVIII


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