Mr Dependable  

rm_MariGrrl 40F
2485 posts
4/17/2006 6:43 pm

Last Read:
10/5/2006 2:19 pm

Mr Dependable

Mr Dependable
is hot pink and quite large
I put in his batteries
when i need a charge

He never talks back
or sees other chicks
All I do is turn him on
not like other dicks

Mr Dependable
Knows just what to do
He pleases me
and shuts up when I'm through

It safe sex
as safe as can be
because Mr Dependable
Fucks only me

He can go on for hours
and never complains
He doesn't leave a big mess
or make pecker stains

I love Mr Dependable
Because you see
He's the only lover I've had
with a money back guarantee

n0tatalker 40M

4/18/2006 2:26 am

I love it, very sweet.

norprin5 56M

4/18/2006 7:18 am

and he don't buy ya roses
he don't cook ya dinner
and he don't kiss you at night...

King Nor XVIII

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

4/18/2006 7:25 am

That is the most touching poem I've ever heard (insert tear running down cheek here)...LOL..No really I luv this one and I call mine Old Faithful...Ready


p33c3y0 43M

4/18/2006 8:23 am

actually, i do come with a money back guarantee.

kneebooboos2004 45F

4/18/2006 10:53 pm

Loved it ! I shall call mine ,"Ode To The Fallic Who Curls My Toes"

a_wallflower 49F  
78 posts
4/18/2006 10:54 pm

*sniffles* beautiful.. just.. beautiful *wiping tear away.. soft clapping*

warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
4/19/2006 12:56 am

I'm bitter and jealous
It's simply not fair
The things I have bought you
To show that I care.

I'm your shoulder to cry on
I massage you too
You can rest in my arms
When you're feeling blue.

Yet Mr Dependable
Treats you like his whore,
So I've hidden the batteries
And settled the score!

warm xx

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