Evil Gynocology 101  

rm_MariGrrl 40F
2485 posts
4/20/2006 1:16 pm

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10/4/2006 3:32 pm

Evil Gynocology 101

This is the class that many Gynos take but will never admit it. I have suspected for many years that some of my Gynos are actually evil, soulless creatures, that derive pleasure from torturing me once a year. Well, now I have proof. Below you will find the sylabus for this class of horrors.

week 1- How to grow really long jagged fingernails.

week 2- Storing the speculum and the lube in the freezer

week 3- Sticking your finger up their ass when they least expect it

week 4- Why you shoud use an entire tube of lube and then only give them a wipe about 1 square inch to clean up with

week 5- Making them wait for over an hour half naked with nothing to read but Parents magazine

week 6- Don't worry if you have small hands... just shove the whole thing up there

week 7- Strike up a conversation, this is the one time you can get away with talking directly to a strangers pussy

week 8- Always start with the jumbo size speculum, then grin wickedly and apologize as you work your way down to the smallest when that won't fit

See you next year you heartless bastards!

I should add that not all Gynos are evil. It just seems like the military hospitals have more than their fair share.

tonguerocka69 42M
97 posts
4/20/2006 2:36 pm

Sucks to be you!! I never have that problem with gynos! Not that I've ever been to one...

p33c3y0 43M

4/20/2006 4:34 pm

reason five hundred and twenty nine we (guys) have a better gig going ...

flagg134 37M
1582 posts
4/20/2006 4:39 pm

Lessons of the wicked makes me worry about getting older and needing a prostate exam. OUCH!!!!


norprin5 56M

4/20/2006 6:23 pm

all doctors are like that, one way or another...i think it's a requirement

King Nor XVIII

mycin62 56F

4/20/2006 10:57 pm

LOL, too funny, too true!!

warmandsexy52 66M
13164 posts
4/21/2006 3:26 am

I totally agree with p33c3y0


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