A Hitch in my Get-along  

rm_MariGrrl 40F
2485 posts
5/14/2006 3:16 pm

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A Hitch in my Get-along

Ever since I can remember I've had curves. As a young teen, I was very self conscious. There I was, among all the toothpick chicks with my big ole hoochie booty. There was no way of hiding it.

It was just "like out there". Even worse, was that I had a natural wiggle when I walked.

My grandma (who had a saying for just about everything) offered me her own words of comfort. "Don't ever try to tame who you are. Someday, you'll be very happy that you have such a hitch in your get-along."

Grandma was right. A couple years later, Sir Mix-a-lot hit the charts with his anthem to everything big and round. Since then, the world has saluted bootylicous bottoms.

My get-along and the hitch that makes it move are now two of my favorite assets.

popeye_bd 61M

5/14/2006 5:55 pm

Oh Mari...I bet no matter what, you always had a nice hitch in your getty up...you strike me as someone who is easy to be around and smarter to know how shallow some people can be to see the whole chasis rather than just one part, it's what makes you so appealing...

Have a great day, a little meat never hurt anyone...

savagemodel1899b 45M

5/14/2006 6:30 pm

Wooohooo Love to hitch up with your get-a-long someday...

The Savage

savagemodel1899b 45M

5/14/2006 7:48 pm

the only time I'm not checking ou tyour hips there mari is when I'm not around you to check them out..

The Savage

illdoyougood 37M

5/15/2006 12:14 am

it really is all about the "booty". actually all the guys i know have a million different names for it. legs are nice, but they're nothing without a juicy booty. =P

Seriously_Real 49M

5/15/2006 8:21 am

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.


norprin5 56M

5/15/2006 7:47 pm

i loooove curvy girls

King Nor XVIII

illdoyougood 37M

5/16/2006 1:16 am

yea, i dont even take a second look at girls that are flat- in the front and the back. i bet it would be weird to hit it from the back and hit bone...ewwww!

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