A 'Lil Bit Country... a very small minute, tiny, iddy biddy, teenie weenie bit  

rm_MariGrrl 40F
2485 posts
4/24/2006 10:32 am

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10/22/2006 5:29 pm

A 'Lil Bit Country... a very small minute, tiny, iddy biddy, teenie weenie bit

My friends are concerned. I have done something recently that I haven't done in over a decade...
I wore flannel. I haven't worn flannel anything since the early 90s when everyone was trying to figure out what the hell "smells like teen spirit" meant.

But, this is not the only thing my friends are concerned about. I have been prancing around the woods with a gun toting redneck with nothing more on my face than a tinted moisturizer. Wait, though, it gets worse... I was wearing camouflage. *gasp*

I have also gotten in the habit of eating at tiny diners, where the wait staff looks like Flo from Mel's Diner (blue eyeshadow and all). And last but not least, how do I arrive at all of these hillbilly havens... a big greenish/blue pick-em-up truck.

Yes, that's right, this city slicker has at long last found some country roots. But, I'm still doin it my way. Under those sneakers or boots are neatly polished toes. Underneath the layers of camo... a thong.

I'm still not a huge fan of nature (bugs, itchy plants, dirt, etc.). But, I now know the peace that comes from country life. I've even listened to some country music lately. Although, not by choice, I might add. The gun toting redneck has it already tuned in when he picks me up. I'll never admit to actually liking it, though.

norprin5 56M

4/24/2006 12:54 pm

a camo thong? i bet i could track you down anyway

King Nor XVIII

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

4/24/2006 3:56 pm

You fucking LOVE IT and YOU know it...LMFAO...Ready


savagemodel1899b 45M

4/24/2006 4:59 pm

Ohhh now you wanna make fun of my TRUCK and me being a gun toten, rootin tootin shootin fun type of guy.. I see how you...
Well have fun doing nothing this weekend if your going to make fun of me..

n0tatalker 40M

4/25/2006 6:25 pm

"Put cher titty Edell!"-brAd pitT kalifornia

You big c0untry badddazzz! I think c0untry girls invented the th0ng.
They figured if daddy's strap wAs g0nna spend thAt much timE on their asS... "may as wail wayer't"
uhhh i'm high!

you smell somethin?

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