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2/21/2005 2:08 pm

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pickup lines

Pickup Lines

pickup lines....worst or best

1. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

2. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

3. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

4. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

5. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

6. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

7. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.

8. I'd like to screw yours brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

9. If your were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

10. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

11. Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

12. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely I wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: " I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."

13. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

14. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

15. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

16. I love every bone in your body -- especially mine.

17. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

18. Hi, I'm a necrophilliac, how good are you at playing dead?

19. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

20. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

21. Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

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