ON THE SIDE...  

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9/10/2006 11:55 pm

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1/5/2009 12:14 am

ON THE SIDE...

Whatever happened to old fashioned cheating? The kind where you'd bang your secretary & your wife would find out because you came home late from work with secretary pussy on your breath? Nowadays, the unfaithful are finding their extramarital tail on the internet. Take my friend for example, a classic cheater, He sits in front of his computer all day, surfing to determine which girls he had the best chance of boning while his girlfriend was at home, making some fucking quilt. She eventually found out, as they always seem to do, just by guessing his email password and seeing the many I'd like to hit that messages he sent to every skank in a tube top! So now he's meet someone and he's ready to settle down with this chic he met on a dating site. She is gorgeous, smart, and not needy, Oh yeah and she did'nt even spend the night after their mind blowing sex! And get this she's married, she is seeking action from someone who can fulfill her needs other than her spouse. Which brings me to my next point. If your planning on cheating you"d better hope your other does'nt get their hands on the Tru-Test Home Evidence Collection Kit (Tru Testinc.com)It's an asortment of personal forensic tools that can determine if the stains on your bedsheets contain DNA from your hot neighbor who's been coming over to borrow more than sugar.


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